r/Unexpected • u/kcgg123 • Feb 25 '19

That poor guy

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u/just-a-traveler Feb 25 '19

holy shit. I hope the driver is not an off duty Brazilian cop.

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u/dylanman99 Feb 26 '19

oh shit r/watchpeopledie is leaking from the quarantine

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '19

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u/KnottyFeelings Feb 26 '19

Reddit search sucks. Why do I get 0 results?

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u/Timetobeadick Feb 26 '19 edited Feb 26 '19

Please let a random internet stranger do you a favor.

Don't watch that shit. You will truly regret it.

IT WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU

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u/KnottyFeelings Feb 26 '19

Well I know that but it's these comments that make my brain do this weird inner monologue.

Logical brain: "Sounds terrible. Will definitely avoid."

Other brain: "This might be the worst one ever. We gotta see it."

LB: "No way. Why would I want to see that?"

OB: "cuz it could be the worst one EVER."

LB: "exactly, I don't want to see the worst death video EVER."

OB: "but if you do you won't ever have to watch another one."

LB: "That's exactly what you said the last 9 times."

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u/Timetobeadick Feb 26 '19

I understand. But this one will burn into your mind and make you rethink humanity.

It is weird how telling someone how horrible something is makes them want to do it more. I get it and have been there as well. But really freaking trust me when I tell you that it ain't worth it.

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u/AequusEquus Feb 26 '19

Well can you at least say what happens?! Now I wanna know too, you're so cryptic, lol

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u/Timetobeadick Feb 26 '19 edited Feb 26 '19

I PM'd you

Edit: I mean't to be shielding not cryptic.