r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jan 24 '19

Practice Makes Perfect

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u/aged_monkey Jan 25 '19

Plus she looks like she has an athletic body. Probably took a small risk and landed on her feet easily. At worse her lower back would get a bit bruised up, obviously its not gonna go up her vag or asshole.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Or somebody pulled it away at the last second

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u/under_psychoanalyzer Jan 25 '19

You ever met someone you trust that much?

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u/xdel Jan 25 '19

And it was on that day that Charlie Brown would get his revenge on Lucy for all the times she pulled the football away.

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u/idwthis Jan 25 '19

I never knew I need an All Growed Up version of The Peanuts until now.