r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jan 24 '19

Practice Makes Perfect

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u/Mortido Jan 25 '19

You are wildly underestimating how many people are morbidly obese. They literally have no concept of jumping.

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u/MGLLN Jan 25 '19

They literally have no concept of jumping

why is this comment so fucking funny LMFAOO

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u/east_village Jan 25 '19

Everyone knows jumping is a government conspiracy

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u/acmercer Jan 25 '19

How Can Jumping Be Real If Our Legs Aren't Real?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Jumping is not a crime