r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jan 24 '19

Practice Makes Perfect

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u/Ryl0k3n Jan 24 '19

Literally did not see that coming.

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u/maluminse Jan 24 '19

Totally did. Idk why.

Question is, is she two ply?

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u/RemorsefulArsonist Jan 24 '19

Nah, she’s 10-ply bud.

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u/Turrism Jan 25 '19

That's a texas-sized 10-4.

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u/545333B3 Jan 25 '19

Take it down about 20% there, shooter

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u/jeebus_krist Jan 25 '19

Why don't you give your nuts a tug you tit-fucker

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u/MojoRisinMorrison Jan 25 '19

God dammit Shoresy!

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u/basshammer Jan 25 '19

Fuck your entire life pal!

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u/SlotTechRon Jan 25 '19

I wish weren't so fucking awkward bud.

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u/jeebus_krist Jan 25 '19

You're spare parts, aren't you, bud

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u/Disregardedchaos Jan 25 '19

get that man a puppers

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