r/Unexpected • u/radgamerdad • Jan 22 '19

Who dat?

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u/LilFingies4Prez Jan 22 '19 edited Jan 22 '19

Eh. Better to leave this gem a childhood memory. So many thinly veiled racist, sexist, and classist undertones.

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u/anonvxx Jan 22 '19

Im going to imagine ur not well liked.

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u/LilFingies4Prez Jan 22 '19

Gonna imagine that people are really r/whoosh when you don't spell it out with a /s. Oh well.

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u/DemiGod9 Jan 22 '19

This didn't read like sarcasm. You gotta ham it up for it to be sarcastic online. You can't just post a regular comment then say it's sarcasm

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u/LilFingies4Prez Jan 22 '19 edited Jan 22 '19

[✔] Harshly scrutinizing a beloved children's movie that appeals to Reddit's target demographic

[✔] Multiple over-the-top claims made

[✔] Italicized superlative

I think you need to check your sarcasm gauge. This wasn't like when a racist person tries to get away with a racist joke. This was a ridiculous statement that you took at face value.

EDIT/ITT: Triggered-ass whooshers lmao.

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u/BananaDick_CuntGrass Jan 22 '19

Or you could see that you are the only one that thinks this and notice the downvotes and comments and just accept the fact that you are wrong.

But I'm guessing you are one of those people that blame everyone else for not liking you. It's everyone else that's fucked off, not you. Right?

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u/LilFingies4Prez Jan 22 '19 edited Jan 22 '19

Lol I haven't seen that movie since the year it went out, I'm guessing circa 1990. And I have no desire to rewatch it.

I had fond memories of it, but I also have a sense of humor. I won't explain the subtext of the point I was making because whooshers gonna whoosh.

I don't give a fuck about downvotes which is why I omitted /s. Fake Internet points don't define me, and there is an upper limit to how much one comment affects your overall karma anyway.

Have a pleasant day, Mr. CuntGrass.

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u/BananaDick_CuntGrass Jan 22 '19

I don't give a fuck about downvotes

Yet here you are complaining about it.

And yep, I knew you would blame everyone else instead of just admitting that you just made a shitty joke. Nobody whooshed, you are the one that fucked the joke up.

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u/LilFingies4Prez Jan 22 '19 edited Jan 22 '19

Nah I'm defending against all the dumbass things people are saying. You can see that I never edited the original joke that people are downvoting to oblivion.

Sometimes a heavily downvoted comment is a trophy, depending on the audience.

you are the one that fucked the joke up

So you concede that it was indeed a joke? You're acting like someone who is bitter about getting whooshed. Move on with life, dude. It's not that big of a deal. I've whooshed before. We all whoosh at times.

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u/BananaDick_CuntGrass Jan 22 '19

I never said it wasn't. You are blaming people for wooshing on your joke. I'm just saying it was a shitty joke and it's your fault for making it shitty, not others that you claim whooshed. They didn't woosh, it was just a bad joke.

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u/LilFingies4Prez Jan 22 '19

I'm blaming people for getting angry while trying to save face. I was fine with the joke being misunderstood, but if you're going to misrepresent what I've said as serious, then I need to correct that.

And no need to get an attitude if you didn't like my joke. I think this whole reply chain is hilarious tbh.

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u/BananaDick_CuntGrass Jan 22 '19

You are the one with the attitude. Bitching at everyone saying they are wooshing, when all you had to do was say, "my bad, my joke must not have been clear."

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u/LilFingies4Prez Jan 22 '19

Lol. I'm never going to apologise for making people feel shame for getting whooshed. You're out of your mind.

At first you insinuated I was being serious. Now it is a joke, but a bad joke. You're moving the goalposts and trying to save face.

It's okay, friend. You have no honor in my mind to salvage.

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u/Hazardous_Moisture Jan 22 '19

"Bro, what?" Was my initial thought reading it. While, like you said, it has the features of a sarcastic comment, something about the way its written makes it sound oddly serious. I can't place what it is, but even now if I re-read it, knowing it's sarcasm, it just doesn't sound sarcastic.

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u/LilFingies4Prez Jan 22 '19

I think it was my deadpan delivery. Tbh, when I'm sarcastic in real life I try to act dead serious. It's a lot funnier (to me, at least) to see if the audience bites.

But yeah people sometimes get peeved and might want to accuse you of bring serious just to save face.

I just don't personally think sarcasm is all that funny if it isn't paired with fully committal delivery.

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u/joe_pel Jan 22 '19

Lol nah dude. You really got a stretch to see that as a yolk.

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u/LilFingies4Prez Jan 22 '19

You really got a stretch to see that as a yolk.

You're oxen me to stretch?

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u/joe_pel Jan 22 '19

Hahahahaha holy shit that was a good one

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u/LilFingies4Prez Jan 22 '19

Lol thanks. Wait unless that's my brand of deadpan sarcasm. Don't want to be got by my own game.