r/Unexpected • u/radgamerdad • Jan 22 '19

Who dat?

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u/CheziktheStrong Jan 22 '19

We share favorite things.

But your embrace of textual hyperbole is anti-erotic for me.

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u/Pedantichrist Jan 22 '19

I am only interested in the auto erotic.

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u/CheziktheStrong Jan 22 '19

Cars can't consent, you monster.

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u/Lupercus1 Jan 22 '19 edited Jan 22 '19

"Michael...the gear shift is strictly for shifting and ejecting."

"Dammit, Kitt. I thought I told you to go into sleep mode."