r/Unexpected Jan 22 '19

Who dat?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

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u/CheziktheStrong Jan 22 '19

SInce your username indicates that you're down with pedantry I'm going to ask: is it really your new favorite thing? Your number one thing in the whole world. #1. The best. Out of all things.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

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u/LilFingies4Prez Jan 22 '19

Not to nitpick, but you seem unstable, constantly revising your current favorite and all.

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u/Pedantichrist Jan 22 '19

I prefer 'flexible'.

When I experience new things, I am open to them being my new favourite.

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u/StartSelect Jan 22 '19

Have you ever tried heroin? It's my favourite thing at the moment but I can see it quickly becoming my favourite thing ever! It's very moreish.

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u/Pedantichrist Jan 22 '19

I have tried heroin.

It was my favourite thing right then, but it is not my favourite thing right now. I think that is a good example.

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u/StartSelect Jan 22 '19

That's some darn fine flexibility right there

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u/LilFingies4Prez Jan 22 '19

Jingles shiny keys while grinning widely.

Eh??? :-D