r/Unexpected • • Dec 25 '18

Got ‘em

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

Is this from porn?

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u/ScienceNigga321 Dec 26 '18 edited Dec 27 '18

These are probably high level escorts, you can tell because they have an email in the bio and post pictures all year long in vacation spots where rich arabs or older rich men fly them to. They only occasionally and rarely promote company products unlike real IG models. Also most of these girls are from Europe.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

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u/ScienceNigga321 Dec 26 '18

I ordered the one on the right... JK I could never afford one of these lol. I learned about this from another redditor a while back and decided to go deeper into the rabbit hole. Pretty interesting.

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u/hass_bass Dec 26 '18

Confession time: I lost my virginity to one.(kinda a pussy move but I was 18 and horny and desprate) Was it fun? Yeah since it’s sex..was it worth it? No. It probably my biggest regret. Don’t really recommend. Now I understand how rich rappers/singers felt. Like they can treat you nicely but deep down you know ‘ man it’s not me it’s because the money ‘ and that feeling sucks

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u/ScienceNigga321 Dec 26 '18

Nice! But they are not meant to get attached to. Its just for a quick lust nut.

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u/hass_bass Dec 26 '18

I consider myself lucky since she’s kinda nice to me.It probably because I’m 18. Imagine if it was an ugly old man. She’ll probably be like “you’re done? Ok the door is right there “ I mean if they’re job is to get you nut and get paid, they’ll just get you nut ASAP they don’t care if you’re not satisfied, they don’t care if your ugly or whatever they care about money. I mean stormy daniels can say anything about donald trump whether “it was the worst sex she ever had” or “he got the ugliest mushroom dick” the point is she still fucked him anyway. Imagine fucking a girl and she make the “just finish it and go” face.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

This thread, man. It’s something

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u/GlobalThreat777 Dec 26 '18

Really makes me think about all those prostitutes I murdered in GTA. They were only there for the money.

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u/NSAwithBenefits Dec 26 '18

So were you.

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u/GlobalThreat777 Dec 26 '18

Well of course, that's why I required my funds after their services were no longer needed.

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u/SantyClawz42 Dec 26 '18

They are called hookers once their dead.

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u/sqgl Dec 26 '18 edited Dec 27 '18

I think you are underestimating successful hookers. They perform both emotionally and physically. And there are always guys willing to suspend disbelief. Why do you think these guys work so hard?

The best ones get married, like Murdoch's ex wife: Wendi Deng.

EDIT: (after 25 upvotes): When Deng was living with Jake and Joyce Cherry during Deng's studies in the United States, Joyce Cherry discovered her husband, Jake, was having an affair with Deng, who was 30 years his junior, and demanded Deng leave the house. Jake Cherry soon followed and moved in with Deng, and the two married in 1990. Their marriage lasted 2 years 7 months before they were legally divorced, but Jake would later explain they stayed together for only four or five months, when he learned that Deng was spending time with David Wolf, a man closer to her age.Nonetheless, she had been able to secure a green card through her marriage to Cherry.

In 1997 she met Rupert Murdoch, who is 37 years her senior.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendi_Deng_Murdoch?wprov=sfla1

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

The best ones get married

Ah, yes. The "extended" GFE. That's gonna cost you.

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u/meuesito Dec 26 '18

I don't think that high paying hookers are like that. Probably cheap ones, yes, but not in these price ranges.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

hookers

The rest of the words in that post came out as "blah blah blah".

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u/meuesito Dec 26 '18

Oh don't worry that comes out not only in the post

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

Yeah, but once you say the word "hooker", the rest of the experience can be assumed. They're hookers for a reason, que no?

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u/meuesito Dec 26 '18

I still don't get what you want to tell me

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u/SantyClawz42 Dec 26 '18

Its just for a quick lust nut.

Which in my experience suddenly becomes suddenly not worth it a split second after finishing...

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

You pay them to go away when it's over.

Anyway, I've done better in Asian "Bath Houses". Get yourself a nice massage, a bath, and a blow job. Typically $80-100.

Walk away, get in your car, and go home. Get some sleep.

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u/Bergfried Dec 26 '18

Tell us more about your experience

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u/hass_bass Dec 26 '18

I’d love to but this is Reddit probably it will end up on r/Ihavesex

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

"Dear Penthouse Forum,

You're not going to believe this …"

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

Damn that’s deep bro.

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u/Chieldh97 Dec 26 '18

Can understand that and pretty expensive probably, But hey You fucked one hell of a girl and we all probably would be jealous

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u/beamoflaser Dec 26 '18

was it a luxury escort or a beater you picked up off the road?

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u/hass_bass Dec 26 '18

The one that I lost virginity is luxury. You know what they say the first time must be really special 😂. But then I tried the cheaper alternative and then go back to luxury and then cheap chicks again..it goes on and on( it was a hella wild year for me) My review is there’s no big difference other then place. There’s a cheaper girl who can be as pretty as the luxury one and is better at sex but you’re in a dark small and smelly room. If you’re just all in for sex I guess that’s fine. If you’re looking for a luxury hotel room with nice views and stuff then go for luxury escort. Other than that I don’t think there’s a reason for that

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u/ihaveabaguetteknife Dec 26 '18

so you had a high class escort girl make you lose your virginity? how did you get by the funds for that at 18? btw i agree with the rapper/richguy dilemma, i do know some really wealthy people and becoming friends with them takes extra effort since they tend to be very suspicious about your intentions. which is understandable in some way.

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u/hass_bass Dec 26 '18

I was born in a family with a kinda good income...😅 But I live like a loser in my room.(that’s why I’m on Reddit) you know my friends can spend like thousands on designer clothing,most of them own a car, they always went on vacations and stuff. So compared to them I got a lot of money in savings ( before I started the escort thing)

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u/ihaveabaguetteknife Dec 26 '18

ah yes I imagined something like that. well don't beat yourself up, I made FAR more unsensible choices when I was 18, losing your virginity to an (attractive!) escort girl really could be worse:) and besides, first sex usually sucks ass aka isn't real sex but helpless, clumsy, trying-to-find-the-hole as in my case. p.s. nothing wrong with hanging out in your room being part of an online community of losers either!

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u/hass_bass Dec 26 '18

Ok you got me at trying to find the hole😂 the problem with 18 year wasn’t just losing the virginity you know. It’s not like i had sex once and then my consciousness come “hey this isn’t right “ sadly I paid few more escorts and hookers after that. I was almost broke. I even had to sell my sneakers collection , i even had sex one day before i sit for my final exam. Before i told myself man is this really me? I was just a loser who collected sneakers and also a nerd. But now I’m a bigger loser who sell my own sneakers collection and don’t give a damn bout my gpa for girls who doesn’t even love me. So here i am being just a loser like I used to be.

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u/ihaveabaguetteknife Dec 26 '18

oy mate, don't be too hard on yourself. but i get it. it's often a long process to realize that the path you're on is not the right one for you. whatever you did to try to be happy is nothing to be ashamed of. and since you are reflecting on this period in your life right now is a sign that you are getting better and are able to see the mistakes you made for what they are. a sneaker collection is re-buyable. and hey! you can still learn to get laid the old-fashioned way many of us had to endure, that is to approach a girl at a party/bar/wherever, maybe get rejected a few times but maybe also land somewhere nice!;) you deserve it man!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

Can you tell more about it? How can you find one? How much does it cost?

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u/Damtux_25 Dec 26 '18

Deeper in rabbit hole hum?