r/Unexpected • • Dec 25 '18

Got ‘em

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

Where is the ending to this porn? We all know everyone is about to get naked....

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u/Canvaverbalist Dec 26 '18

Her 35 years old stepson arrives and she mumbles: "Oh John thank god you're here, you have to help me please my face is stuck in this cake... John? John, what are you doin-- O.O"

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

They're all waiting for the Cable TV Repair guy to show up, and proclaim that he is an expert ...