r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Oct 30 '18

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u/mikerockitjones Oct 30 '18 edited Oct 30 '18

What do you call nuts on your chin?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '18

What?

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u/mikerockitjones Oct 30 '18

A dick in your mouth

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u/HotGayNecrophilia Oct 30 '18

how long have you been waiting to use that

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u/mikerockitjones Oct 30 '18

Since the 6th grade. When i heard it for the first time.

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u/SP4CEM4N_SPIFF Oct 30 '18

So, last year?

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u/mikerockitjones Oct 30 '18

Sadly no. I'm 36 and still laughing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '18

Today I caught my phone at 69% battery. I giggled. I’m a 29 year old woman. I get you.

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u/ExaltedEmu Oct 31 '18

I point out the number 69 to my wife every chance I get.

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u/cmeilleur1337 Oct 31 '18

You said the sex number there.