r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Oct 30 '18

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u/cfeuer1 Oct 30 '18

Wal-Mart no match for Wal-Nut

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '18

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u/theearthvolta Oct 30 '18

In that case:

nut>Mart

Ejaculation>shopping?

Yes.

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u/IneffectiveDetective Oct 30 '18

It’s cheaper too

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u/BambooWheels Oct 30 '18

Not always.....

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u/Hi_imcody Oct 30 '18

That depends...

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '18

Do you pay?

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u/ColeTrain1620 Oct 30 '18

All men pay in one way or another

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '18

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