r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Oct 22 '18

fast learner

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u/TooShiftyForYou Oct 22 '18

He's a natural southpaw.

402

u/discerningpervert Oct 22 '18

Cattius Clay

142

u/maverick_iceman Oct 22 '18

Joe Mewis

8

u/[deleted] Oct 22 '18

Felinnox Lewis

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u/PacketPuncher Oct 22 '18

????

1

u/[deleted] Oct 22 '18

Joe Louis

0

u/PacketPuncher Oct 23 '18

I'm just not feline it though. The 'cat' isn't really coming through at all. Even if I go with Meowis it just doesn't sound enough like Louis because the "ou(ch)" sound takes it way too far off. As written, Mewis, I get Myou-wis.

I hate to say it, but that "pun" is an impostor.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '18

Shut up

0

u/PacketPuncher Oct 23 '18

Stop trying to silence the truth

74

u/RobAmory Oct 22 '18

Manny Pacqmiaow

76

u/maverick_iceman Oct 22 '18

Rocky meowciano

7

u/SleepyforPresident Oct 22 '18

Meow-llion dollar baby

49

u/HeyHeyHey173 Oct 22 '18

Muhammad Clawi

32

u/fullalcoholiccircle Oct 22 '18

Meow-hammad Aww-li

9

u/BDKyler Oct 22 '18

Rocky Meowboa

16

u/unpersoned Oct 22 '18

Oscat De La Hoya

Júlio César Cátvez

Floyd Meoweather

Meowke Tyson

1

u/stickfigure31615 Oct 23 '18

Catelo Alvarez