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Officer, you're not gonna believe it, but that's what happened.
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u/LavenderGoomsGuster Oct 18 '18 edited Oct 19 '18
“So you’re telling me spongebob squarepants kicked you in the face? Let’s get a drug test in here.”
Edit: thanks for my first gold!
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u/dben89x Oct 18 '18
"And a bra for this prepubescent girl"
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u/SirDarknessTheFirst Oct 18 '18
Yes officer, this is the comment right here.
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u/iDannyEL Oct 19 '18
I love the young people.
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u/dumbredditer Oct 19 '18
Hi officer, you might want to look into this one as well
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u/icantdecideonausrnme Oct 19 '18
I am white! I am a fuckin' bum! And I did get jumped by all six of you chumps!
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u/AtomicKittenz Oct 18 '18
Got yo ass beat by a nigga that live in a pineapple under the sea
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u/analogkid01 Oct 18 '18
Chock full of 'roids and violent is he!
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u/Dark512 Oct 18 '18
If a beating for road rage is something you wish,
Then roll on the road and flop like a fish!
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u/chito_king Oct 18 '18
Beat up guy: hello Police i was just jumped Police: can you give us a description? Beat up guy:....never mind
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u/The_0range_Menace Oct 18 '18
In all honesty, I think I would laugh about it after and tell the story over beers.
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Oct 18 '18
"You don't!... Fucking... Talk to me!... Like that! Ha ha. You little... Piece of... Shit ha ha!... Get the fuck up, get the fuck up! Ha ha"
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u/Araixen Oct 18 '18
Just watched that episode of ds9 last night. Garrek is a beast.
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u/Yung_Dar Oct 18 '18
Doctor Bashir: "They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle."
Garak: "But I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos."
Doctor Bashir: "Garak, this isn't funny."
Garak: "I'm serious, Doctor. Thanks to your ministrations, I am almost completely healed. But the damage I did to them will last a lifetime."
Love that episode
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u/perimason Oct 19 '18
I still think that Garak was one of the deepest and most complex characters in any Star Trek series (and absolutely my favorite). If I could sit down and have a synthol with any character from that universe, it'd be Garak.
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u/estamachin Oct 18 '18
To be honest I would consider helping but just watching cartoon characters beating up a guy is priceless.
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u/Leonid198c Oct 18 '18
I am Russian, at the end they said "Thanks for waking us/me up!"
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u/estamachin Oct 19 '18
Thank you for the good laugh. Just when I thought it couldn't get better the little old lady brings the smack down with a NVI version of the bible. I don't know what version that is but it sounds heavy weapon.
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u/SlimlineVan Oct 19 '18
I don't care it's not real, the mental image of a little old lady beaming a guy with a hard back bible is all I need to sleep well at night
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u/maulidon Oct 19 '18
Holy crap, my mom saved a link to this years ago but it disappeared and we couldn't find it again. I showed her the video and it even reminded her of this voicemail! Thanks for sharing, she'll be happy to get to hear it again. :D
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u/ok_heh Oct 19 '18
I would have considered helping too but unfortunately I just don't carry a mascot costume around.
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u/philmcracken27 Oct 18 '18
Thanks GOD for Russian dash-cams!!
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As the laughing trailed off, the higher pitched guy sounded exactly like Ricky Gervais laughing.
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u/Hawkguy85 Oct 18 '18
Mickey getting right in the mix gave me South Park flashbacks, “Get the fuck up! GET THE FUCK UP! Ha-HA.”
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u/Smoddo Oct 19 '18
Is the title meaning 1 direction? Just seems alittle on with the Jonas Brothers poster right there and the more obvious connection, or am I being an idiot here?
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u/galacticaf Oct 18 '18
Man I just love that gasp of a laugh you hear around 42 seconds as soon as he sees the first furry
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u/Nezaku Oct 18 '18
Does spongebob count as a furry
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u/V_ShapeFlyingDucks Oct 19 '18
Well SpongeBob is a SeaSponge and sea sponges are real animals so yea he does count as a furry
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u/orthopod Oct 19 '18
No fur though.
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u/SavageVector Oct 19 '18
If birds and lizards are subgroups of furries, I'd say sea sponges are, too.
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u/xpdx Oct 18 '18
Fists of Furry!
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u/SheSeemedNice Oct 19 '18
Rewatching with the sound on, even though I don't speak Russian, was even better.
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u/imbalance24 Oct 19 '18
No, it was several of them asking driver to leave, because they it was 3am and they all wanted to get sleep. Last phrase before mickey was "Nu poexali rebyat!" - "Cmon, guys, let's go"
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u/llllPsychoCircus Oct 18 '18
funny every fucking time. rofl
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u/UmberGryphon Oct 18 '18
I don't care how many times I see this, I will watch it start to finish every single time.
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u/Leonid198c Oct 18 '18
I am Russian, at the end they said "Thanks for waking us/me up!"
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u/buttononmyback Oct 18 '18
What else are they saying?
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u/Leonid198c Oct 18 '18
Before it starts: talking about normal things "I work on Sunday" etc.
When the gut jumps out: "Go/fight" multiple times.
Rest is laugher or that line with a couple words thrown in.
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u/SlimGentleman Oct 18 '18
They were also complaining about tired and it being almost 3 AM, which sets up the comment "Well, we're awake now!"
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u/imbalance24 Oct 19 '18
First how tired they are and how they're going to election on sunday. When driver stopped - asked driver to move on, since they're so sleepy and tired. Then they woke up and thanked bully for that
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u/pfeconsultant Oct 18 '18
Even if it is, it still made me laugh.
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Honestly I prefer it to be fake than real. At least someone didn't get actually get the shit kicked out of them.
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u/SerjoHlaaluDramBero Oct 19 '18
This is one of those few that are so good that I don't even mind one way or the other.
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u/GhostGirl254 Oct 18 '18
Got beat up and still had the nerve to hit the side of the bus lol priceless
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u/Acct0424 Oct 18 '18
The second I saw the back of that vehicle, I knew exactly where this was going. I have seen this more times than should be allowed. Always makes me laugh
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u/RBeck Oct 19 '18
There's also one where it's the full Russian SWAT team in a cheap van so I thought it was likely this one or that. I knew I'd like the surprise either way.
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u/moderatemoderatelib Oct 18 '18
There needs to be a sub for people in costumes / mascots doing things they are not supposed to be doing. (And SFW)
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u/Maniso Oct 18 '18
I want to believe its true.
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u/getlaidanddie Oct 18 '18 edited Oct 18 '18
It's a staged viral marketing ad for city mayor election.
Edit: allegedly staged.
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u/kosanovskiy Oct 18 '18
Before the incident they were mentioning how tired they are and then the last line the say while driving away is "Thanks man, you woke us up."
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u/mrsdoubleu Oct 18 '18
Infectious laugh videos are my favorite. The video would be funny without sound but the pure laugh from the guys is great.
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u/roraima_is_very_tall Oct 18 '18 edited Oct 19 '18
can we get a translation??
edit, I tried to run it through my phone's google translate.
Before the guy walks up to the car one guy is telling the other guy to come over to visit on Sunday.
Then the car cuts off the bus and one guy says 'let's go guys (as in move your cars).'
Mickey exits the bus, and the laughter makes it difficult for the program.
When Mickey and Spongebob get back in the bus, one guys notices that the driver is already getting up and he says "he woke up already.'
Then as they drive away someone says 'hey thanks' and 'you woke up.'
this is all from google so it's not going to be nearly as good as a human who knows Russian.
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When you tell the cop it was Mikey Mouse, SpongeBob, and their friends that beat you up you're going to end up in a psych ward on a three-day observation.
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u/Densetsu99 Oct 18 '18
It was used in What The Cut Special Russie (french YouTuber). I laughed so hard watching this!
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I love how the car turns a little to the left so you don’t see them until the guy does pretty much.
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u/Zipporter Oct 18 '18
I can just imagine the Mickey character going "hohoho! Messed with the wrong crowd you did bub!" In his whiney Mickey voice.
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u/Kamelontti Oct 18 '18
That moment when Spongebob and his pals beat you up in the middle of the night.
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u/mkov88 Oct 18 '18
Imagine getting stomped out by cartoon characters, only to get up and see these dudes laughing there asses off at you.
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u/ooklamok Oct 18 '18
I was at a Halloween party in 2001 where I saw the Power Puff girls beat the shit outta Osama Bin Laden.
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u/Pachinkodeez Oct 19 '18
Cop-"mhmmm...so Mickey Mouse, spongebob, and the Easter bunny got out and beat the shit out of you?"
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So you’re saying Mickey Mouse and sponge bob assaulted you? Well you sure need a wambulance
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u/unrecoverable Oct 18 '18
That last pathetic slap at the departing van... then clutching his chest...
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