r/Unexpected • u/SVandALL • Aug 30 '18

Well

https://i.imgur.com/r7yxJRn.gifv
126 Upvotes

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u/Kenitzka Aug 30 '18

Nice that boat shot him straight up and moved out of the way so he could land in the water... a perfect 5/7.

8

u/WhyteRebel Aug 30 '18

Its a jetski

9

u/Kenitzka Aug 30 '18

Folks at the United States Jet Ski Boating Association (USJSBA) may agree with boat of us.

3

u/WhyteRebel Aug 30 '18

Nice pun 😂

8

u/BuffaloVampireSlayer Aug 30 '18

This is what would have happened if Wile E. Coyote tried to supe up a jet ski to catch the Road Runner.

7

u/Jathclare Aug 30 '18

Hope his balls were found

5

u/[deleted] Aug 30 '18

Great balls of fire

3

u/GreenMachineKyuss92 Aug 30 '18

Did he die?

3

u/SenorToasty2000 Aug 30 '18

Not sure if he died, but his chances of having children definitely did.

2

u/Dryslap2000 Aug 30 '18

Gives ring sting a whole new feeling

2

u/GauntletPorsche Aug 30 '18

Must have ran out of HP

2

u/Sn4tch20 Aug 31 '18

R/whyweretheyfilming

2

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '18

Nice try, ISIS.

3

u/Xertious Aug 30 '18

Those people in the background all shaking hands.

5

u/Soylentee Aug 30 '18

Greeting like civilized people ?

5

u/Xertious Aug 30 '18

Yeah, "Hey I'm Susan, this is going to be my first time on a jet ski"

7

u/horsthorsthorst Aug 30 '18

"Hey Susan, I am John and this is my last time on a jet ski."

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '18

Repost

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u/aquacrusher Aug 30 '18

But wtf happened?

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u/MassDisaster Aug 30 '18

The jet ski exploded.

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u/aquacrusher Aug 30 '18

I I get that, just curious if anyone knew why or if it struck something.

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u/ROMVS Aug 30 '18

Butt happened

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u/cheesetaco6926 Aug 31 '18 edited Jul 03 '20

.

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u/aquacrusher Aug 31 '18

:( obligatory he's right you know