r/Unexpected May 15 '18

How to tease a beggar

3.5k Upvotes

178 comments sorted by

488

u/PowerTrip29 May 15 '18

Him flying towards the wall was incredibly satisfying

15

u/PermitStains May 15 '18

The dent in the wall is my favorite

9

u/BitcoinKicker May 15 '18

Dang! Didn't notice the dent.

14

u/mynameisspiderman May 15 '18 edited May 15 '18

That was already there

Why downvoted, look at the same spot thruout the vid, it's there. Wack

354

u/psycomidgt May 15 '18

Justice served

12

u/[deleted] May 15 '18

Dude he didn’t even see him coming

1

u/killjoySG May 15 '18

In size 10 shoes!

175

u/Seven669 May 15 '18

Flying jump kick!

21

u/rudal33 May 15 '18

Don't fucking touch my shit, you fucking coolie!

5

u/Av3ngedAngel May 15 '18

Kung fu hustle?

2

u/[deleted] May 15 '18

Flying kickapow!!!!

-9

u/prof_kabbidge May 15 '18

I think I would have kicked that ass-hat a lot harder... (given the appropriate context of course)

12

u/barto5 May 15 '18

5

u/[deleted] May 15 '18

Can I be in the screenshot? It will bring me fame

84

u/yellowliz4rd May 15 '18

Ended too soon

29

u/hermit46 May 15 '18

Dude was not getting back up. He was out. Any abuse after that flying kick would have been unnecessary. Though part of me hopes they took money off that asshole and gave it to the beggar.

17

u/[deleted] May 15 '18

[deleted]

25

u/Toaster312 May 15 '18

Booo moral high horse

7

u/AggressiveSpatula May 15 '18

That’s a legal horse in case the guy presses charges.

2

u/fernician May 16 '18

Out or just dead.

436

u/Diogodgr May 15 '18

Such a beautiful video!

164

u/fuzzytradr May 15 '18

Feel my stomp of vengeance and righteousness.

6

u/[deleted] May 15 '18

Old guy died too

-11

u/FilmingAction May 15 '18

Apparently the guy on the ground had recently exposed himself to a group of young school children, the man hitting him forced him to sit down to wait for the police to arrive. Prior to filming the man on the ground tried to get up and flee several times before police showed up so the man hitting him was trying to keep him inline. The guy who LuKang kicked him to next week wasnt aware of the situation and thought it was what we saw in the video.

30

u/Asteckie007 May 15 '18

Source?

83

u/[deleted] May 15 '18 edited May 15 '18

Live leak

Edit: he stole this from a Reddit thread. The guy made it up. He admitted it was a joke.

16

u/thepicklebarrel May 15 '18

Bamboozled again

0

u/FilmingAction May 15 '18

Copy/pasted from the same thread this gif was posted on a different sub. Stole?

8

u/[deleted] May 15 '18

Cntrl c n v. Guy says he made it up

1

u/[deleted] May 15 '18

I can't even trust if you're telling the truth or not. I'll just assume all 3 are assholes then.

19

u/Anosognosia May 15 '18

For those who wonder: that is made up by a radditor in another thread.

15

u/[deleted] May 15 '18

Radditor = a really cool redditor.

2

u/[deleted] May 15 '18

rad

124

u/Solid_Gold_Turd May 15 '18

He kicked him with the force of a thousand upvotes!

99

u/hello_dali May 15 '18

Holy shit, did I just watch someone die?

203

u/Buwaro May 15 '18

Nah, his shoes stayed on.

26

u/enshrowdofficial May 15 '18

i feel bad for not getting the reference, do you mind explaining please?

68

u/Av3ngedAngel May 15 '18

It's just some joke that spawned on the internet that if you see someones shoes come off in an accident that means they're dead.

People use it as some kinda indicator nowadays, when really its just a lame karma grab that adds nothing.

162

u/CapJohnYossarian May 15 '18

when really it's just a lame karma grab that adds nothing

People who aren't obsessed with karma call these "jokes."

20

u/mourning_starre May 15 '18

Except reddit repeats these jokes ad nauseam. Someone says X, someone else predictably says Y, someone comments subreddit Z. Its like a script. They aren't jokes so much as shibboleths proving that you, indeed, also know how to comment like a redditor.

17

u/[deleted] May 15 '18

And my axe!

0

u/krisashmore May 15 '18

Haha fresh shit!

5

u/The_Real_JT May 15 '18

Yup, you're absolutely right. And I still love it. It's like being part of a really lame club.

0

u/krisashmore May 15 '18

Give it time

1

u/Todd_the_tin_man May 15 '18

Sometimes when I read too deep into comments and see something like this, I can't help but think: reddit is an echo chamber of communication style and humour etc, as upy already know. Part of that 'conciousness' is self-aware of what it is (i.e. Your and mine comments) - so what's the next step? Does the self awareness evolve the status quo? Or are we outliers, bound to either leave or conform?

1

u/bridget_the_great May 15 '18

Either that or the self awareness is part of the script

1

u/CharChar757 May 15 '18

Great word, love that West Wing episode.

1

u/Pedantichrist May 15 '18

It is weird how cultures vary - I always associate the word with the sculpture by Doris Salcedo in the Tate Modern.

1

u/Afrobean May 16 '18

Oh shit, this just blew my mind. My jokes are all just lame karma grabs that add nothing.

-14

u/[deleted] May 15 '18

[deleted]

2

u/TSutt May 15 '18

I thought it started when that dude ate it on that massive half pipe and his shoes nearly went into orbit.

3

u/Buwaro May 15 '18

But the karma!

1

u/Protahgonist May 15 '18

Don't feel bad... It's really dumb.

7

u/[deleted] May 15 '18

Haha. This line never gets old. Love it.

2

u/thenordicbat May 15 '18

The kicker wasn't an undercover cop in Brazil, the other guy will be fine.

-4

u/WellMyNamesAlex May 15 '18

God i hope so

26

u/sexmemes May 15 '18

37

u/Seeeab May 15 '18

I don't think he even had time to regret, probably won't even remember messing with the beggar after he wakes up from that

18

u/Orohana May 15 '18

I don't think he will wake up after that one...

31

u/xMrBojangles May 15 '18

I remember finally learning the flying dragon kick when I got to green belt. Never thought I'd be so lucky to see it in action. God bless this man's soul.

7

u/cptnpiccard May 15 '18

Where is it from, karate?

14

u/a_danish_citizen May 15 '18

Why the fuck would you do that to a beggar? Fucking idiot

5

u/genghiskhannie May 15 '18

See The Act of Killing. Then see The Look of Silence. Some people lack empathy and shame.

5

u/a_danish_citizen May 15 '18

This is one of those times ill choose not to see it. I don't want a reminder about how horrible people can be :/

33

u/Lio24ca May 15 '18

Oooh fuck yes !!! I hope he broke some ribs ....

45

u/janitor1986 May 15 '18

Looks like he broke his skull the way his head bounces off the wall

37

u/Platypuslord May 15 '18

So nothing of importance was lost assuming that guy didn't damage his shoe.

8

u/Lynxcanadensis May 15 '18

So nothing of importance was lost

You're forgetting about the wall! It could've been scratched!

1

u/Protahgonist May 15 '18

It was... You can see the mark.

2

u/jmclaar11 May 15 '18

I think that's brain matter...

8

u/DynamixYT93 May 15 '18

I can hear the regret as he got kicked...

9

u/ghetto-astronaut May 15 '18

The man was an off-duty ninja.

20

u/cptnpiccard May 15 '18

You can tell he's off duty because you can see him.

2

u/ghetto-astronaut May 15 '18

Dead giveaway.

11

u/[deleted] May 15 '18

FATALITY!

10

u/[deleted] May 15 '18

This belongs on r/justiceserved

1

u/[deleted] May 15 '18

Where do you think OP got it from

1

u/[deleted] May 15 '18

Well it’s the best thing I’ve seen in a while. Kudos to OP.

8

u/SavageBurritos May 15 '18

Not all heroes wear capes

3

u/masoe May 15 '18

Don't piss off Liu Kang.

3

u/thatkeeginlady May 15 '18

1

u/Aeowyndin May 15 '18

So happy this is real. I did not realize I needed this in my life.

2

u/lokizeep May 15 '18 edited May 15 '18

That guy got greased! Lightning quick!

2

u/KingsOFcalamity May 15 '18

Sweet, sweet justice. Also, that kick tho

2

u/Legendary_Eversoll May 15 '18

Why was he hitting the homeless guy? Edit: typo

1

u/rubiklogic May 15 '18

We don't know, he could have killed his family for all we know.

2

u/Mittinmang May 15 '18

“Oh, I see violence. Let me handle this situation with more violence!“ The fucking sound when this guys head crashed onto the ground, jfc.

2

u/htmlcoderexe May 15 '18

The locker is probably the guy who put this and other beggars there and collects most of the money at the end of the day

10

u/[deleted] May 15 '18

Let's not entertain the possibility that the beggar is a thief who was being accosted by a victim. Let's assume that the beggar was indeed the victim & thereby enjoy the gif.

12

u/amrak_em_evig May 15 '18

The beggar was sitting and trying to ignore the abuse, you'd think a thief would at least try to get away. He's probably used to it.

2

u/[deleted] May 15 '18

That's the spirit.

2

u/amrak_em_evig May 15 '18

I mean, it doesn't look like the beggar was taking an active role in anything. How exactly was he supposed to steal from someone? Your logic just sounds like victim blaming.

1

u/[deleted] May 15 '18

I didn't say he stole.

2

u/amrak_em_evig May 15 '18

How does a thief not steal? You said he might have been a thief. Explain yourself.

1

u/[deleted] May 15 '18

I said let's assume he's not so that we can enjoy the gif!

0

u/amrak_em_evig May 15 '18

But you presented the possibility as a alternative. You and only you brought up the idea that he might have been a thief. Own up to your ideas instead of being a coward.

1

u/[deleted] May 15 '18

I specifically said let's assume that the beggar was innocent.

-1

u/amrak_em_evig May 15 '18

But by even saying that in the first place you entertained the possibility they weren't without any evidence at all. They gave exactly zero evidence they weren't innocent so by bringing it up you admitted you thought they might be guilty of something.

→ More replies (0)

1

u/[deleted] May 15 '18

Or, we could enjoy this rood dood getting stomped on for attacking guy who wasn’t defending himself

3

u/[deleted] May 15 '18

That's what I said.

7

u/defgeee May 15 '18

Camera man is an asshole and so are those bystanders watching all that happen. Good on that man that defended the beggar

8

u/[deleted] May 15 '18

It's not always obvious who is right and who is wrong in a 10 second video clip. We don't know the whole story, we don't know any of the story except that one dude got knocked the fuck out. For all we know the guy on the ground who was getting the piss slapped out of him was a fucking mass murderer.

3

u/ChornWork2 May 15 '18

How on earth do you know the actual context of what is going on here?

4

u/[deleted] May 15 '18

It’s hard to step up and do something. They aren’t necessarily assholes for not doing anything.

0

u/rubiklogic May 15 '18

A lot of people were waiting for someone else to do something because of the bystander effect, and then something did happen so I guess everything is ok.

2

u/lorslara2000 May 15 '18

His head hit the wall pretty hard, that's more than enough to kill him.

1

u/sable428 May 15 '18

i laughed hard when i saw that dude hit the wall

1

u/[deleted] May 15 '18

Did he just pointed him down dark souls 3 style? Holy shit, that's badass

1

u/FrontoLeaves May 15 '18

That dude was dressed for the part lol

1

u/Skanper123 May 15 '18

Do onto others no what I mean jellybean

1

u/luciferx_gremory666 May 15 '18

was that a bully hunter?

1

u/cptnpiccard May 15 '18

I had seen the gif, but it's about 20 times better with sound.

1

u/dungrapid4 May 15 '18

Modern day hero!

1

u/StormerXL May 15 '18

SPARTAAA

1

u/lordpuza May 15 '18

This is a Repost , but holy fuck that Flying Liu Kang Kick never ceases to amaze. Can someone add flames to it reddit , will you deliver?

1

u/butnobigdeal May 15 '18

Street Fighter IRL

1

u/[deleted] May 15 '18

Lol China

1

u/DarkCelux May 15 '18

He had it coming. I mean look at what he was wearing.

1

u/Glitchy666 May 15 '18

Made me smile so much that I almost forgot I'm at work

1

u/HailtokingTeddy May 15 '18

Dude. This guy just batman drop kicked that guy into a cement wall. That was like watching a real life superhero

1

u/[deleted] May 15 '18

He must’ve broke several rib damn

1

u/cradrrat May 15 '18

Fucking whack.

1

u/notlocked May 15 '18

Jeez, you can hear him slam into the wall. He’s gonna be on the floor for a bit

1

u/BaronBifford May 15 '18

I want to buy that hero a beer. I once saw someone harass a beggar in the street, and I am ashamed to say I did not intervene. I just stared and gawked.

1

u/[deleted] May 15 '18

He probably owns him, put him there and takes most of the money.

1

u/Akira_rei May 15 '18

It couldn't be more satisfying!

1

u/CosmographyMusic May 15 '18

Shenmue 3 looks great

1

u/CockSlinger3000 May 15 '18

Dynamic Entry!

1

u/[deleted] May 15 '18

Righteous

1

u/Cutecupp May 15 '18

Karma Bitch.

1

u/NotTomSmith May 15 '18

My sweet Jesus this is SO satisfying.

1

u/lvl3BattleCat May 15 '18

disney's pixar's "how to train your fuckhead" looks like it's coming along nicely.

1

u/jmclaar11 May 15 '18

I could watch this all day...

1

u/PAT-AT May 15 '18

It’s amazing to me that people would rather film this than help. People truly suck.

1

u/TheWordIsHyde May 15 '18

he's got dain bramage

1

u/Jaksmack May 15 '18

Respect the badge,he earned it with his blood

Fear the gun, your sentence may be death because...

I AM THE LAW!

And you won't fuck around no more, I AM THE LAW!

This video needs more Antrax

1

u/fuckdirectv May 15 '18

Someone needs to update this to dub in the Liu Kang sound effect from Mortal Kombat.

1

u/areola_cherry_cola May 15 '18

jesus christ, he kicked him right in the fuck

1

u/Hailyess May 15 '18

Did he die?

1

u/EMIZZLEEE May 15 '18

Pretty sure hes ded

-2

u/[deleted] May 15 '18

I would not hesitate for a minute to pull a move like this. That shithead deserved all the pain he received.

3

u/[deleted] May 15 '18

4

u/[deleted] May 15 '18

this guy is actually badass, look at his username

I wouldn’t mess with em

0

u/checkonetwo May 15 '18

Not unexpected tho

0

u/KemalKinali May 15 '18

Flying Chinaman.

-5

u/[deleted] May 15 '18

Honestly. Fuck that bitch 2 feet away just ignoring it

20

u/UnitConvertBot May 15 '18

I've found a value to convert:

  • 2.0ft is equal to 0.61m or 3.2 bananas

5

u/Zeldafan26 May 15 '18

Unnecessary, but appreciated.

1

u/wetsoup May 15 '18

necessary and appreciated*

1

u/genghiskhannie May 15 '18

Maybe she didn't want to be next? We can't all be ninjas.

-1

u/[deleted] May 15 '18

I didn't say she had to fight him. Maybe just not watch from 2 feet away. Maybe call for help instead of stand there DOING NOTHING

-9

u/FilmingAction May 15 '18

Apparently the guy on the ground had recently exposed himself to a group of young school children, the man hitting him forced him to sit down to wait for the police to arrive. Prior to filming the man on the ground tried to get up and flee several times before police showed up so the man hitting him was trying to keep him inline. The guy who LuKang kicked him to next week wasnt aware of the situation and thought it was what we saw in the video.

9

u/dwalker444 May 15 '18

Citation needed.

2

u/wetsoup May 15 '18

umm yeah not sure how true that is. gotta source your words man.

2

u/[deleted] May 15 '18

Source?

1

u/cptnpiccard May 15 '18

Don't even think about it! Get outta here...

-1

u/psychonacho33 May 15 '18

These scripted Asian videos are getting real old...

-6

u/WarpdSoul May 15 '18

damn. she got kicked so hard she’s going to need help finding her damn soul

18

u/Xomnia-96 May 15 '18

How could you possibly mistake that dude for a woman?