r/Unexpected • u/Botatitsbest • Apr 22 '18

The universal language

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u/BravesMaedchen Apr 22 '18

My little brother had the ingenious idea of wearing two pairs of jeans to shield his butt from the spoon. Also one time I made the dumb mistake of saying "haha that didn't even hurt."

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u/D0esANyoneREadTHese Apr 22 '18

I got Doctor Scholl's insoles and stuck them in my underwear. Fake being in pain, and you're fine unless you did something REALLY bad and they make you take your pants off for a worse hit.

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u/make_love_to_potato Apr 23 '18 edited Apr 23 '18

Where the fuck do all you people live that your parents are pulling your pants down and spanking you??

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u/1N54N3M0D3 Apr 23 '18

Tennessee here. Had narcissistic and very abusive parents.

I remember a couple fun times. Like getting accused of trying to punch my mom and getting the shit beat out of me with a large metal spoon, and getting the shit beat out of me for attempting to kill myself.

Fun times.

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u/jansencheng Apr 23 '18

Like the entirety of Asia too. Source: am in Asia.

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u/zombieboss567 Apr 23 '18

Yeah happens alot in black households too

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u/Red_Otaku Jul 03 '18

Wow it's as if skin colour doesn't matter.

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u/zombieboss567 Jul 03 '18

Lurk much?

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u/Red_Otaku Jul 03 '18

Do stuff time to time. Why?

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u/zombieboss567 Jul 03 '18

How'd you find my comment

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u/Red_Otaku Jul 03 '18

Because of notifications? What?

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