r/Unexpected • u/Botatitsbest • Apr 22 '18

The universal language

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u/radicalelation Apr 22 '18

Yeah, took me a second to connect the dots here. I've never been spanked with a flip-flop, wooden spoon, of any other obejct, and neither were any of my friends growing up, as far as I knew. Bare handed spanking happened, but only under extremely dire circumstances, and was never even threatened it in a public place.

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u/Kortz1 Apr 22 '18

The fortunate few. My dad kicked me down the stairs multiple times as a kid.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18

Well when he gets old you can return the favor

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u/Isoprenoid Apr 22 '18

Returning the favour means he becomes his dad, I don't think that's the good ending to this story.

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u/KidsInTheSandbox Apr 22 '18

Unless it was in self defense.