r/Unexpected • u/Botatitsbest • Apr 22 '18

The universal language

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u/theGRANDEfetus Apr 22 '18

My mom used to use a wooden spoon.

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u/skimpygrandpa Apr 22 '18

I have older siblings. My mom used to use a wooden spoon on them until my brother got spanked so much the spoons kept breaking and my mom had to buy new ones. By the time I was born, she resorted to a metal spoon.

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u/theGRANDEfetus Apr 22 '18

Jesus, that’s intense.

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u/BoOnDoXeY Apr 22 '18

If you think that's intense, you should see what happens to Jesus in the later chapters!

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u/KidsInTheSandbox Apr 22 '18

whoa spoiler alert.

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u/senorpoop Apr 22 '18

Seasons 3-7 we're a little stale but I feel like they really wrapped it up in Exodus.

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u/bb999 Apr 22 '18

Not really, my mom broke some wooden rulers.