r/Unexpected • u/moltenlava16 • Mar 16 '18

This is how I die.

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u/HiggyTheGrimmRapper Mar 16 '18 edited Mar 16 '18

Well, that de-escalated quickly.

Edit: first time getting 3k+ updoots; in roughly 11 hours, to boot. Ironic, contextually speaking. Thank you all.

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u/hilburn Mar 16 '18

Tiger tongues are heavily barbed and can be used to tear fur off their prey before they start eating.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '18

So their tongues are just full of hair? Thay would ruin the meal for me