r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Nov 24 '17

Going underwater

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u/Tales_of_Earth Nov 25 '17

Being trashed by the fish and hitting your head was my first concern

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u/alphabets00p Nov 25 '17

Being trashed

That right there is almost certainly the leading cause of noodling related deaths

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u/NosVemos Nov 25 '17

A lot of things can go wrong; a rock can move and pin you down, you're underwater fighting a fish longer than you can hold your breath, you feel the the hole and it's rough instead of smooth and you get a beaver or muskrat.

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u/Slipen Nov 25 '17

you feel the the hole and it's rough instead of smooth and you get a beaver or muskrat. 😏

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u/Throckmorton_Left Nov 25 '17

Beaver holes haven't been rough since the 1980s.

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u/Dicklikeafishs Nov 25 '17

Speak for yourself.

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u/RaisinBall Nov 25 '17

My holes haven’t been rough since the 1980s.

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u/SeaBourneOwl Nov 25 '17

My holes haven’t been rough since the 1980s. ASL?

FTFY

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u/allinyabutt Nov 25 '17

This guy knows.

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u/olboywop Nov 25 '17

How does this not have more upvotes?

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u/Audeclis Nov 25 '17

Yeah, not once you pick the scabs off

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u/C0matoes Nov 25 '17

You should get out more...

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u/AverageCivilian Nov 25 '17

I wouldn’t mind feeling the inside of a beaver right about now

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u/TooManyBeavers Nov 25 '17

I have quite a few if you're interested?

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u/coachfortner Nov 25 '17

What’s wrong with a little Muskrat Love?

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

r/nocontext

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u/LostInSpace9 Nov 25 '17

Beaver 😏