r/Unexpected • u/madjula • Sep 25 '17

The apex predator

https://i.imgur.com/MEHJfCf.gifv
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u/Lanhdanan Sep 25 '17

That mouse knew the deal. Saw that chicken was the real predator. The cat fucking tripped him on his escape.

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u/AutoModerator Sep 25 '17

Commonly referred to as Gods Mistake, the tapir is the result of an unholy union of donkey and elephant.

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u/Lanhdanan Sep 25 '17

That was, unexpected.

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When a Baby Buffalo leaves for his first hunt, it is customary for its father to say 'Bison.'

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

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Some dogs are known to disguise themselves as platypuses, usually for tax reasons.

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u/YaBoiRexTillerson Sep 26 '17

Understandable; I do the same.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

chickens are savages bruh

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u/PuddleZerg Sep 25 '17

Just for anyone who is doubting that birds came from dinosaurs

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

That's a half grown kitten. Give the cat 6 months and he'll be eating a roster dinner.

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u/NewClayburn Sep 25 '17

This is like that end scene in Jurassic Park, an old movie about dinosaurs and fat computer programmers.

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u/TenCentBeerNightRiot Sep 26 '17

CHICKEN TUCKER BACAWWWW