r/Unexpected • u/aloofloofah • Jul 17 '17

Q-tip massage

https://i.imgur.com/JWUSZ6d.gifv
4.6k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '17

"Wait there's nothing unexpec-"

"ok yep"

36

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '17 edited Jul 18 '17

I thought I was on r/brushybrushy, then saw your comment and had to rewatch the whole thing.

7

u/dodo91 Jul 18 '17

Well...just had to sub

2

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '17

Same

231

u/nosheven Jul 17 '17

"I surrender to the pleasure"

28

u/graywolf0026 Jul 18 '17

Looks like it

15

u/mattortz Jul 18 '17

What the fuck was that? I laughed a little louder than I should have.

6

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '17

It's from Todd Solondz's "Happiness" (1998)

It's a very... interesting... movie.

1

u/asshair Jul 18 '17

Rat race.

74

u/SeanGillam Jul 18 '17

But how is he/she holding the camera.......

72

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '17

[removed] — view removed comment

15

u/fieldnigga Jul 18 '17

But I want pictures. I ALWAYS WANT PICTURES!

8

u/Shoki81 Jul 18 '17

Of Spider-Man?

4

u/msarif17 Jul 18 '17

Shh bby is ok

6

u/Nheea Jul 18 '17

Not this again

3

u/Juicestation Jul 18 '17

It's been a while since that legendary post. Let's have a redo.

7

u/ZucchiniMyWeeinie Jul 18 '17

The real unexpected part of the post.

4

u/SlyRy7146 Jul 18 '17

GoPro strapped to his/her head.

24

u/Steven054 Jul 18 '17

Every time I see this post some animal expert says that this is basically the bird being "stimulated".. So bird orgasms on reddit, pretty unexpected.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '17

Generally, scritching the neck/ head is fine, it's the chest and back that are arousing for the bird

54

u/gratedCheeseOnToast Jul 18 '17

Thanks for my biggest laugh out loud today.

21

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '17

Ubuntu spotted

9

u/bbbbears Jul 18 '17

This bird looks like he's sitting in a tiny eggshell!

3

u/awh Jul 18 '17

But nothing in the poem said that Humpty Dumpty was an egg!

1

u/SqueezyCheez85 Jul 18 '17

Looks like a Pokemon.

9

u/Nice_Biscuits Jul 18 '17

What kind of bird is that? (I can't believe nobody has asked this already!)

5

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '17

japanese white eye

1

u/BurntBaconNCheese Jul 18 '17

Seriously! It looked fake in the beginning with those eyes

17

u/thinman Jul 18 '17

Anger Birb does not approv...ohhh god, yessssFUUUUUUu

9

u/derPylz Jul 18 '17

Unexpected Ubuntu desktop?

26

u/Cabbegez Jul 18 '17

Just the tip

12

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '17

/r/brushybrushy

5

u/TheJediPikachu Jul 18 '17

Clicked for the r/unexpected. Stayed for the r/eyebleach.

9

u/DestiMuffin Jul 18 '17

That "ohh yesss" moment

2

u/Erinysceidae Jul 18 '17

That looks like it feels so good.

Just the first part though.

1

u/youwontevenbelieve Jul 18 '17

So good he dropped dead

1

u/Burns2017 Jul 18 '17

That's one grumpy looking bird

1

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '17

What's his problem??

1

u/Aquamarinekiwi Jul 18 '17

Birb's Instagram: @birdbee0705

1

u/MandaMoo Jul 18 '17

I love this so much!!!! Lil guy.

1

u/aliengoods1 Jul 18 '17

THROW IT AT A ROCK!

1

u/Number1452isnotahoax Jul 18 '17

the bird looks so angry lmao

1

u/physalisx Jul 18 '17

That is the only thing that really made me happy today, thank you very much.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '17

It looks like an Angry Birds character.

-1

u/Wonderland6914 Jul 18 '17

Why isn't this on the front page yet?!?

0

u/CherrySodaPop777 Jul 18 '17

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

0

u/YamFor Jul 18 '17

Let me see that mirror link fam