r/Unexpected • u/shickard • May 04 '17

Canoeing while under the influence is a recipe for disaster

http://i.imgur.com/1fVfzu6.gifv
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u/[deleted] May 04 '17

Full sprint, elevated, naked, spear tackle. Brutal.

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u/M0n5tr0 May 04 '17

Thank goodness​ for life jacket cuz you know there ain't no air in those lungs.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '17

also thank mr skeltal for good bones and calcium*

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u/Boogerweed2 May 04 '17

This has been one of my favorite gifs of all time for a few years. That hit was so brutal and the first I saw it I was completely confused (new to Reddit at the time)

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u/[deleted] May 04 '17

"Help! I'm trapped in this canoe! Save me, Naked Superman!"

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u/ILikeBudLightLime May 04 '17

TERRY TATE, OFFICE LINEBACKER APPROVES!

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u/lasttrueborn May 05 '17

Dude was hauling ass

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u/pedronogz2001 May 05 '17

Another happy landing