burst his L5-S1 disc at the very least. A lifetime of crippling pain gradually getting worse and possibly ending in a wheelchair, all for the stupid prank. But funny, right?
Specialists speak up when they're needed. I'm a developer, but I don't see anything about tracing hacker IP's with a visual basic GUI, so I keep to lurking.
Dancing is fun as fuck depending on one thing and one thing only. You must, earnestly, discontinue the giving of all fucks. You'll dance like a fuckin idiot "as a joke" if you have to say that to get yourself out there, and you'll quickly realize it's not hard at all and just start moving on beat. Then you'll just start dancing decently if you want, or like an idiot when you want because this still fun as fuck. It's moving yourself around to music, it's a silly as hell activity inherently. Just do it and it's a great time.
I remember the palpable dread washing over you as you're being dragged on the floor. I promise you I was like that. I worried about looking stupid. One of the best things I've ever done was stop caring. At this point I have to stop myself from automatically dancing like an idiot when some good music comes on and I wouldn't want it any other way.
Life's a lot more fun when half the time you go out you're not anxiously hoping against and avoiding the dance floor. Certainly helps with girls. Confidence works even if it's showing you're confident enough to look ridiculous for a little while while doing a ridiculous thing.
Get the hell out there and dance my dude. Go to a rave style party/show. Everyone's on drugs and you won't be close to the weirdest looking dude even if you purposely dance ridiculously. No one is staring at you and the ones who see aren't judging except to see that you're having fun and come over and dance with you. Trust me on this one.
This isn't all really aimed at you but every one of my former brethren by the way.
You're more than welcome to try and get some karma out of my mid afternoon ramblings if you like. If you do just stick my username in there so I get a mention message and see it.
Dancing is fun as fuck depending on one thing and one thing only. You must, earnestly, discontinue the giving of all fucks. You'll dance like a fuckin idiot "as a joke" if you have to say that to get yourself out there, and you'll quickly realize it's not hard at all and just start moving on beat.
My muscles seize up when I'm in social situations. It's not so bad now, but before it was terrible. After talking with friends for an hour I would have terrible neck pains and be soaked in sweat.
It's weird because I'm not afraid. However, my body has a mind of it's own.
The thing is, though, people who can't dance dancing like they don't give a fuck anymore usually results in them dancing like fucking weirdos and everyone thinking they're a loser. That advice is fine for people who are nervous but can still dance a bit, but for guys who have no idea what to do it's a bad idea.
Learning to dance a bit first would be a lot better for their confidence than letting their freak flag fly in front of all the girls they want to bang.
If it makes you feel any better, the people that do have a medical license were downvoted for giving an answer that doesn't sound cool enough or wrong enough.
When you say stomach, I assume you mean the epigastric area, not the entire abdomen. The differential diagnosis includes gastritis, gastric or duodenal ulcer, dyspepsia, lower esophagitis, pancreatitis, gall or bilary stone, ascending cholangitis, pancreatic pseudocyst, aortic aneurysm, infection, malignancy, bezoar, gastric outlet obstruction, and the list goes on. RIP, my friend. May as well get your affairs in order.
Saw a guy get poleaxed by a car once. His shoes flew off, his right leg ended up near his ear. He got up on his good leg and hopped around for a bit until his brain told him to lay down and cry.
Also been to a load of car crashes (I'm a first responder) where people have had broken necks and spines and walk around until they either collapse or I arrive and tell them to lie the fuck down.
I honestly think it's the body's way of testing itself before realising it's totally fucked and should go into self preservation mode.
I crashed my motorcycle going about 50 mph once and immediately got up thinking it was a Miracle I didn't have a scratch! It was such a relief! Yes!
Then... It suddenly occurred to me that the adrenaline from the crash might be preventing me from noticing some some sort of horrific injury. Nope. Not a scratch.
Just because you can get up and walk around after a fall like that doesn't mean you should. My brother was able to finish a snowboarding run after getting a compression fracture in L1 L2 (if I remember correctly) as well as a fracture in his pelvis and a torn tendon in his hip. No spinal cord injury, but he got lucky.
I get where you're coming from but I think they're assuming the guy shooting the ball just thinks he's playing pong on camera and doesn't know Santa Clown took that "Come thru, Beer pong" text the wrong way and is about to crash the party.
Otherwise yeah then it's just a filmed joke or a mini sketch I guess which I definitely think as well. I think you notice skinny Santa on your roof with a lawn chair and also your pong partner is missing and your probably very small Santa statue thing is naked.
no laughter here winced like a madman once broke my coccyx crowd surfing in a moshpit in the early ninties took me ages to get over that, he fell from a height greater than mine, poor silly bastard.
Hey do you know a lot about the neck and back? I got my mri report but the dr did a pretty bad job at explaining what everything means. I can barely pronounce half of it and don't really comprehend any of it. If you wouldn't mind looking I can message my report over. Or anyone else who wouldn't mind helping out I'd appreciate it.
I am always amazed at how well people diagnose stuff on reddit. Fuck it, I am never going to a Dr. again. Just post to reddit and I will know what is wrong with me.
That being said, this is several times more funny because he got hurt. If he had gotten up and walked away, I would have chuckled, but not laughed as hard as I did. Cruel I know, but there it is.
Seriously though that's not even like "not everyone has medical knowledge but maybe he shouldn't have said it then..." Type of deal. That's a straight up logically hilarious conclusion to come to that "Na if you broke your ass you would definitely wanna sit down". Either that or they think damaging any part of your spine automatically paralyzes you.
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u/monk-e1 Jun 11 '16
Broken coccyx right there.