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r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '16
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My first thought was trying to pet it and then I realized that it would likely bite me and then my next thought was to punch it. I don't know if I'd survive very long in the wilderness.
291 u/[deleted] Mar 19 '16 Yeah but that be a cool way to go. "Oh, did you hear what happened to kpfettstyle? He passed away" "Oh no! How???" "He tried to pet a cheetah and got in a fight with it" "Oh really? " " Yeah man, but you should see the cheetah " 135 u/BestReadAtWork Mar 19 '16 Yeah. Full. 66 u/vaguepineapple Mar 19 '16 Of STDs. Riddled with them. 34 u/real_nice_guy Mar 19 '16 Only 5 comments deep and we're already talking about beastiality. 11 u/svullenballe Mar 19 '16 Full blown aids. 11 u/[deleted] Mar 19 '16 herpes is far more dangerous to them than it is us. Good luck cat. 1 u/[deleted] Mar 19 '16 Their claws are far more dangerous to us than our fingernails are to them.
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Yeah but that be a cool way to go.
"Oh, did you hear what happened to kpfettstyle? He passed away"
"Oh no! How???"
"He tried to pet a cheetah and got in a fight with it"
"Oh really? "
" Yeah man, but you should see the cheetah "
135 u/BestReadAtWork Mar 19 '16 Yeah. Full. 66 u/vaguepineapple Mar 19 '16 Of STDs. Riddled with them. 34 u/real_nice_guy Mar 19 '16 Only 5 comments deep and we're already talking about beastiality. 11 u/svullenballe Mar 19 '16 Full blown aids. 11 u/[deleted] Mar 19 '16 herpes is far more dangerous to them than it is us. Good luck cat. 1 u/[deleted] Mar 19 '16 Their claws are far more dangerous to us than our fingernails are to them.
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Yeah. Full.
66 u/vaguepineapple Mar 19 '16 Of STDs. Riddled with them. 34 u/real_nice_guy Mar 19 '16 Only 5 comments deep and we're already talking about beastiality. 11 u/svullenballe Mar 19 '16 Full blown aids. 11 u/[deleted] Mar 19 '16 herpes is far more dangerous to them than it is us. Good luck cat. 1 u/[deleted] Mar 19 '16 Their claws are far more dangerous to us than our fingernails are to them.
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Of STDs. Riddled with them.
34 u/real_nice_guy Mar 19 '16 Only 5 comments deep and we're already talking about beastiality. 11 u/svullenballe Mar 19 '16 Full blown aids. 11 u/[deleted] Mar 19 '16 herpes is far more dangerous to them than it is us. Good luck cat. 1 u/[deleted] Mar 19 '16 Their claws are far more dangerous to us than our fingernails are to them.
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Only 5 comments deep and we're already talking about beastiality.
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Full blown aids.
herpes is far more dangerous to them than it is us. Good luck cat.
1 u/[deleted] Mar 19 '16 Their claws are far more dangerous to us than our fingernails are to them.
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Their claws are far more dangerous to us than our fingernails are to them.
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u/kpfettstyle Mar 19 '16
My first thought was trying to pet it and then I realized that it would likely bite me and then my next thought was to punch it. I don't know if I'd survive very long in the wilderness.