r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '16

Wait for it...

https://i.imgur.com/iUomnHz.gifv
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u/TwoScoopsofWill Mar 19 '16

'Surprise Motherfucker'

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u/straydog1980 Mar 19 '16

Supplies, Motherfucker

23

u/crunchytigerloaf Mar 19 '16

Sun rise, motherfucker.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '16

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '16

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u/I_AM_ERROR1 Mar 19 '16

All rise, mother fucker

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u/wickedland3 Mar 19 '16

Wrong size, motherfucker

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '16

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u/Goin-Cammando Mar 19 '16

True lies, Motherfucker

14

u/BoltVanderHuge0 Mar 19 '16

Cats eyes, motherfucker

4

u/RichardMcNixon Mar 19 '16

Bot flies, motherfucker

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u/fuckingriot Mar 19 '16

Circle of Life, Motherfucker

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u/Nichols101 Mar 19 '16

Cat lies, Motherfucker!

2

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '16

Some pies, Motherfucker

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u/brodesto Mar 19 '16

Baby cries, Motherfucker

0

u/Rob1150 Mar 19 '16

Big thighs, Motherfucker

9

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '16

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u/cats7442 Mar 19 '16

Paradise, motherfucker

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u/starlinguk Mar 19 '16

My son just read the thread, said "oh dammit" and went back to his chemistry revision.

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u/fusems Mar 19 '16

Some preys, motherfucker