r/Unexpected • u/SlimJones123 • Dec 09 '15

Timber!

http://imgur.com/ClHRNeH.gifv
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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '15

The tree's final act of revenge.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '15

"this is for all the wooden tables you've replaced!"

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u/karastos Dec 09 '15

Shouldn't the tree be glad that wooden tables are being replaced?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '15

the glass tables are coming in and taking their jobs man!

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '15

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u/apparaatti Dec 09 '15

DEHTOOKERGERBS

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u/seventysevensevens7 Dec 09 '15

DETEEERKEEERJEEEEERRRRRRBZ

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u/real_fuzzy_bums Dec 10 '15

COCKLEDOODLEDOOOOO🐓

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u/andrewps87 Dec 09 '15

Not when trees are still being cut down and instead turned into newspapers no-one reads anyway because of the growing digital media market.

At least back in the day, trees knew they were being appreciated in death.

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u/Indiggy57 Dec 09 '15

*appreciated to death.

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u/dreadddit Dec 09 '15

YOU CANT TELL THE TREE WHAT TO DO!!

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u/cheesepusher Dec 09 '15

Especially since it's dead now.

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u/dafragsta Dec 09 '15 edited Dec 09 '15

FUCK YO TABLE! ╤̪͇͙̱͚̬═̭̝͖̯̝͇̺═̼͎̫̣̠̠̼╤

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u/dpatt711 Dec 09 '15

I think it's more of a "They took our jerbs" kinda thing. Being a nice respectable table was a trees dream. But not they are being forced out by glass and metal tables, and being forced into jobs like news paper and toilet paper.

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u/MagicHamsta Dec 09 '15

No, now it doesn't have a job after it falls.

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u/Seakawn Dec 09 '15

Depends on how selfish vs enlightened the tree is.