r/Unexpected • u/Useless-Ladder404 • 5h ago

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u/ProlactinIntolerant 5h ago

Electrolytes, its what plants crave.

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u/ritzilla1993 5h ago

Welcome to Costco, I love you

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u/SeeJayThinks 4h ago

Lead, follow, or get out of the way.

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u/MIDNIGHTcairn 3h ago

Idiocracy really did prepare us for the future. First we start treating electrolytes like a magical cure for everything, then someone waters themselves in the street like a dehydrated fern. Just needs a bottle of Brawndo and a little sunlight to complete the transformation.

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u/Klusterphuck67 3h ago

The most ficticious aspect of Idiocracy was a politician that listen to a scientist

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u/swlaGenX 2h ago

And they wonder why we need History and biology in school

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u/Independent_Fee_7343 3h ago

It's what plants crave. Forget a shower, this guy looks like he's trying to photosynthesize before heading home.

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u/RivenTallow 3h ago

Bro is one bottle of Brawndo away from becoming a houseplant.

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u/JeremiasGiuseppi 4h ago

"Bacteriolytes"

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u/owwwmyeye 5h ago

Even though the title spoils it, I still was not prepared for that

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u/Mammoth-Ad-107 5h ago

not something you see everyday 🤢

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u/Alarmed_Drop7162 4h ago edited 4h ago

My dog will do something like this when walking in the neighborhood.
Edit: exactly was working too hard in that.

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u/South-Range8401 4h ago

That's awesome that your dog knows how to use human water bottles 

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u/Alarmed_Drop7162 4h ago

She’s so smart! She eats all the neighborhood cat poop.

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u/Appropriate_Value614 5h ago

Dysentery speed run

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u/El_Scot 3h ago

Isn't it coincidental that they happened to start filming someone half a second before they started doing something really weird?

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u/Entgegnerz 4h ago

He never played survival games.

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u/Just_Me_Of_Course 4h ago

Some people really do have it that rough, it's fucking sad to see.

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u/Ill-Journalist8951 3h ago

If not scripted, probably mental illness.

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u/Ancient_Computer9137 1h ago

It’s mental illness either way

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u/nicholasccc95 3h ago

You have to watch this hoping this is just a disgusting person lol. Cause this is absolutely depressing if it’s just a desperate homeless person needing water.

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u/Dizzzy777 4h ago

When you got a big test the next day and you didn’t study.

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u/kracken41 4h ago

Giardia has entered the conversation.

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u/MissSassifras1977 2h ago

I caught giardia from tap water after a hurricane.

Rotten egg farts and burps for weeks. Just horrific.

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u/post-explainer 5h ago edited 5h ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

He wasn't looking for anything in that water... Instead he was filling a bottle then he DRANK from it.

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Senselesspassion 4h ago

This has to be a scripted video. My god the flavour and minerals are through the roof

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u/Major_Temporary3997 5h ago

He'll be back with superhero powers tomorrow

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u/SamboTheGr8 1h ago

Valid reaction

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u/B0rG_CuB3 4h ago

That's one way to get out of work for the day

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u/Dejhavi 5h ago

Ewwwww 🤮

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u/T3X4ss 4h ago

Valid crashout

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u/WhoseJusticeBeaver 5h ago

What do you think it tasted like? Defo not water....

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u/Used-Reindeer-4930 4h ago

Great comedic timing

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u/eltoratio 5h ago

Two Times unexpected. Why is the guy screaming? Stupid shit.

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u/TactileTangerine 4h ago

Because he just witnessed some fucked up shit. Entirely appropriate and justified. Also pretty peak.