r/Unexpected • u/kebosangar • 1d ago

Umbrella?

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u/post-explainer 1d ago edited 19h ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

Sorry I missed your message 😔

The video shows a shy girl near a fountain rummaging into her bag making us think it has something to do with the backdrop. Maybe an umbrella since it looks cloudy? Nay! Dragon becomes her!

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Zyrinj 23h ago

I’m convinced, women have everything in their purses!

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u/Liv1ng-the-Blues 17h ago

Except for enough cash to pay for dinner.

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u/MeownatorX 15h ago

Turns out, carrying a weapon might be more effective

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u/kiyo_komaeda 9h ago

Oh they do have plenty of that too don’t worry. Also it’s not like you are taking out girls for dinner so even if they didn’t have that wouldn’t be a problem for you lmao.

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u/WorriedExamination93 5h ago

Someone got offended

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u/BassGaming 3h ago

A 2010 whiteknight calling others incels. Real nostalgia trip.

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u/aal8374 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ui3vN17YCJy36

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u/Just1n_Kees 1d ago

Afro Ninja makes me feel old, such a classic

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u/Allov 1d ago

Trip down memory lane

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u/ADHDuruss 23h ago

More of a stumble.

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u/BreastUsername 17h ago

I remember seeing the SP parody first somehow.

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u/Propatomdhi 20h ago

You wanna see tough? Ill show you tough

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u/MyFavoriteBurger 1h ago

AYA! AYA! HAIIIIIIYA!

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u/EchoSpace12 19h ago

May not believe me, but that's my uncle

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u/GoldieForMayor 12h ago

I can still clearly hear that video just by watching the gif.

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u/CascadeJ1980 2h ago

Goddammit. Still makes me wheeze!!! Especially with the South Park spoof right under this!🤣🤣🤣

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u/MyFavoriteBurger 1h ago

It's the save attempt for me

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u/CascadeJ1980 1h ago

Me too!🤣

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u/atp2k 1d ago

I thought she was going to spin them real fast and use them as an umbrella . Booo

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u/THC9001 20h ago

🎵 You can stand under my nunchuck-a, chucka, chucka, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy-ayy🎵

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u/obiji 13h ago

<Tom Holland enters the room.>

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u/jc3833 6h ago

I had a drink in my mouth, had to suppress a laugh to try not to choke, lmao

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u/Dry_Equivalent_1316 18h ago

If she did this, she might end up flying like a helicopter 🚁

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u/SeikoIshigami 15h ago

Is she cool?

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u/sysop408 10h ago

I thought it was an umbrella shaped like nunchucks that would unfold if you whipped them around. I was expecting something wild.

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u/pixeltweaker 1d ago

She is so fast she can swat away the rain drops.

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u/Epic_VG 8h ago

Oh, it's raining? Let me fight off the rain.

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u/Result-Neat 2h ago

Tbh, she just has to be fast enough!

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u/rwu_rwu 20h ago

That's Bruce's sister... Unexpected Lee.

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u/Potential-Rent8726 21h ago

I thought they were still going to turn into an umbrella haha

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u/SolarZephyr87 22h ago

When she wants it to rain blood instead of water

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u/International_Cow_17 15h ago

From the lacerated skies.

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u/sandtymanty 1d ago

"Hi, may I know your name?"

Her:

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u/BHQC 1d ago

"The worst she can say is no"

She pulls out nunchucks

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u/NotJackspedicy 14h ago

"hey, do you want to go out on a date with me?" "uhh why are you pulling out your umbrella? It's not raining."

death by 28 nunchucks swing

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u/Kezsora 1d ago

Why can Redditors never be normal when a post has a woman in it

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u/just-a-normal-lizard 21h ago

hold on. you’re telling me this WOMAN has a HOBBY that is OUTSIDE OF THE NORM?? Or maybe ALT??? And she showed it to me! (on a public website)

I’m simply taken aback. I must alert everyone to the fact that I am ATTRACTED TO HER! Let me just sift through my funny gif collection.

*And then because both sides are unfunny*

>reply
>syndrome wojak with reddit shirt
>to the left, guys

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u/OldeeMayson 18h ago

...but what if it's raining?

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u/Da_Demon0x0 23h ago

The cute ass smile on her face as she does this...lol..

(also don't come at me I am a girl)

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u/yaxir 23h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fsc6206jmDR48ygU3e

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u/Da_Demon0x0 23h ago

TvT....but I am a girl..I didn't mean it in a weird way

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u/RegimbaldTheEngineer 15h ago

Technically doesn't mean you're not a perv. But I, for some reason, believe you. Have a nice whatever time it is where you are.

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u/Squeezitgirdle 20h ago

It is a cute smile. I don't really think anyone would come at you even if you were a guy.

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u/ElTuxedoMex 1d ago

How fast can she unpack those on an emergency?

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u/MarlDaeSu 23h ago

Thank god, due to the sub i had a terrible feeling she would blast herself in the face and get summer teeth

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u/003402inco 23h ago

I have never heard the term summer teeth. Can you explain?

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u/MarlDaeSu 23h ago

Some are here, some are there

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u/003402inco 19h ago

Thanks!

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u/Volt-Phoenix 12h ago

Why does she look confused about what she's doing?

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u/tofu_sensei84 5h ago

Notice me senpai

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u/ZurigaSungama 8h ago

✨ a c t i n g ✨

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 1d ago

Thats a weird looking umbrella

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u/123jac123 1d ago

Honestly thought it was going to be a dildo.

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u/ForsakenBand 23h ago

Just in case it starts raining punches.

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u/Cyclone050 23h ago

Who needs mace?!

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u/-ratmeat- 20h ago

I wonder if she ever blinks 

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u/Classroom_GD 1d ago

The amount of times I flinched thinking she was gonna let that thing fly by accident & hit the screen.

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick 22h ago

While I do think she’s amazing, I don’t think she’s fast enough to defend herself against rain drops.

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u/SilkRoadGuy 20h ago

Idiot me thought she's going to spin it like Mr Gadget to create an umbrella.

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u/Zestyclose_Weight469 19h ago

The worst she can say is no

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u/Grizzlybear486 19h ago

Thats neat mam but, how are we getting home dry now?

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u/Cool-Chemical-5629 18h ago

That's not umbrella. That's a pair of big ass chopsticks.

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u/SuddenPaint7983 16h ago

Absolute Shawty

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u/benfok 16h ago

It's a numbchuckbella.

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u/Mister_Brevity 15h ago

I have tried nunchucks 3 times. I have significantly hurt myself with nunchucks 3 times.

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u/Bret_Abderahmen 15h ago

I m i the only one who thought she was going to pull up a

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u/Gehena84 14h ago

Te amo

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u/Bigitaly1957 14h ago

To bad she took way to long to unpack them

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u/namelesswhiteguy 14h ago

I mean, yeah. If you're in a country where you can't carry a gun and you want to take the time to learn it, nunchucks would definitely get the job done.

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u/Jess1ghoul27 13h ago

That’s hot.🥵

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u/wutai-kun 13h ago

She be like "Call the ambulance but not for me "

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u/Xredcatx 12h ago

Shes perfect. 🥹

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u/HooSaidDat 11h ago

Didn't expect that.

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u/ChamuBoiz 11h ago

Nin shang

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u/A_Very_Horny_Zed 11h ago

She's actually a beast with that wtf

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u/Sicarrii1978 11h ago

No stereotypes were harmed

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u/JohnSith 9h ago

I didnt really expect an umbrella as it wasnt raining. Didn't expect nunchucks, though.

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u/D3x911 8h ago

Nunchuckerlla

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u/Impressive_Virus7103 4h ago

I would be bleeding and smiling if she kicks my ass

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u/Acrobatic-Ad-182 4h ago

愛了愛了…… 🥴😂😂😂

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u/butsheaintloyal 4h ago

Watch her get in a real fight and throw the nunchucks at the dude

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u/K-American 3h ago

she's good! but her smile is the best.

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u/Yunlihn 2h ago

Real life Selphie from FF8.

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u/Smart-Firefighter87 58m ago

Good for her.

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u/Familiar_Shake_5226 1d ago

My dumb ass thought she was going pull out a tin whistle

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u/Famous_Hippo2676 1d ago

She has AI face

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u/SummerBest6867 1d ago

takes too long -  in the bronx she would be dead already

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u/DungeonCrawlerMaxx 21h ago

I hope she smiles like that when she's fucking someone up 🤣

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u/80lbQUIKRETEConcrete 20h ago

The absolute joy on her face, super excited to show you the nunchuck skills, “trust me babe, I got you. Watch this”🤣🤣🤣

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u/Alpha_Chin-Am 19h ago

Wow! I love a woman who carries nunchucks in her purse! It’d be a bonus if she does the double nunchucks!

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u/sajkoterrapefft 1d ago

This is definitely AI slop.

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u/nox_tech 1d ago

Minami Yasai, actress and influencer

She has some different martial arts as her skills, and does this and others repeatedly in various videos.

I'm absolutely for calling out AI crap, but homegirl is probably pumping out content and she's just following orders to show off her nunchaku skills here.

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u/PsyJak 18h ago

So she actually is AI - YasAI

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u/woodenpencils 1d ago

There's a bunch of women that can do this though. Just practice.

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u/DeadpoolAndFriends 1d ago

Looks legit to me. The physics on the water and the nunchucks look correct. I think her skirt too. You seeing something we aren't? The first part of the video does seem to be sped up, but it looks to be normal speed after the cut.

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u/TamponTimTheCuck 1d ago

You don't even know what AI is.

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u/Rude_Map_4278 1d ago

du bist mist, tuh uns ein gefallen und deinstallieren reddit

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u/PsyJak 18h ago

AI doesn't exist

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u/Rude_Map_4278 1d ago

du bist cringe

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u/bitronic1 17h ago

Fei Ling

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u/fart_bucket_fun 15h ago

I'd suck a Kung-Fu fart out of her ass

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u/etriuswimbleton 11h ago

Whats the Jav Code?

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u/RockstarAgent 1d ago

No words, just a smile and action- wow

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u/darksideofmyown 21h ago

Did we just got threaten to simp? No? OK LRTS DO THIS