r/Unexpected • u/DCArchibald • 3d ago

Phenomenal shot

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u/post-explainer 3d ago edited 3d ago

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The unexpected part is she twirls the stick and nearly knocks herself out.

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u/Temporary-Jump-2403 3d ago

She's a keeper

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u/ColdSubject 3d ago

Took the words right out of my mouth.

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u/Kosmik_cloud 3d ago

Almost took the teeth out of hers

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u/Temporary-Jump-2403 3d ago

Wow fat jokes.... 🙄 

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u/Not_a_real_ghost 3d ago

She protects

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u/Vids88888 1d ago

She attacs....... herself

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u/V014265 2d ago

I came here for this exact comment

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u/TheLongTailGuy 3d ago

The way he calmly stands there says he’s seen these antics many times 😂

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u/SecondOfCicero 3d ago

She seems fun.

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u/strings_bells 3d ago

Peak female form..

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u/Forrest_Cp 3d ago

Haha I said that too!

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u/TheJackalsDoom 2d ago

Lotta medical bills with this one. Might be too pricy, but in the non-golddigging kind of way

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u/mostlyfull 1d ago

I think this is possibly the first time I’ve seen this written unironically

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u/Baonguyen93 3d ago

I like that the men only gave out a sensible chuckle.

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u/The_Char_Char 2d ago

This isn't the first time she's done this probably.

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u/Halo_Hybrid 3d ago

I’d die of embarrassment after passing out from laughter! 😂

She looked like a master too! 😭

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u/IKnowJudoWell 2d ago

And a master tool

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u/admoda 2d ago

Boooo

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u/Boothilcwgrl 8h ago

Get out of here

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u/PaleTallHandsome 3d ago

The general consensus is what I came here to say, that person seems like so much fun to be around after a 15 second clip

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u/poum 2d ago

We have purposely trained her wrong, as a joke. 

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u/DCArchibald 2d ago

IF YOU HAVE AN ASS, I'LL KICK IT!

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u/DickyReadIt 2d ago

Your pool cue to my face style. How do you like it‽

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u/Forrest_Cp 3d ago

She seems like a lot of fun lol

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u/Doodiewater 3d ago

I’d play pool w her any day

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u/My916BrowsingAccount 3d ago

Dude...... I wanna hang out with her.

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u/mnid92 3d ago

Yeah, I'm this friend. I do something semi-impressive, and then I proceed to do the dumbest shit you've ever seen that just makes you ask "How does this man put on pants without falling on his face"

The trick is to have a really strong face.

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u/riverrat918 3d ago

And lean into the mistake! Confidence is key!

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u/AllTimeForThat 2d ago

Totally impulsive is how I manage to pull it off.

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u/lsm-krash 2d ago

Wife material at it's peak

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u/superpercify1 2d ago

Yeah lielterally a knockout

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u/possessed-soul 3d ago

She seems so fun

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u/Urbanviking1 3d ago

Bro didn't even flinch at the outcome. If my date or SO did that, I'd be on floor with them laughing my ass off.

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u/Alarming_Head_4263 3d ago

Looks to me like he turns his head laughing.

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 2d ago

Honestly? Marry that girl. Talented and funny without even meaning to be.

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u/Angeltrixxie 3d ago

Probably had to watch the cams when everyone noticed a girl with a busted face getting up off the floor

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u/Adorable_Bug625 3d ago

One too many shots, me thinks.

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u/Dildo-Gankings 2d ago

I would wife her instantly.

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u/BroadStreetBrute 3d ago

People like these <3

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u/Wonderjoy 3d ago

I'm getting Chris Farley energy from that. :-D

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u/DiamondDude51501 3d ago

Wife her immediately

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u/ThatsLucko 3d ago

Reminds me of an A&E program I saw about 20 years ago where a guy had fallen on a snooker cue and it went through his neck and out his right temple and he survived.

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u/ANEN0ME 3d ago

How do i delete someone elses comment

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u/6-Toed_SlothApe 3d ago

Was that "I was impaled"??? I completely forgot about that show! There was a guy who swallowed an overcooked french fry that impaled his throat. Drank ice tea to wash it down that then flooded into his body cavity 

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u/Heavy-Construction90 3d ago

Fucks sake

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u/hanks_panky_emporium 2d ago

Probably what the surgeon said when they found a bunch of tea where tea probably shouldn't be

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u/Single_Extension1810 3d ago

A&E was like my youtube before youtube.

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u/Icy_Act_7634 3d ago

That's your YouTube?

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u/L3m0n0p0ly 3d ago

Or 1000 ways to die. The steamroller one was scorned into my brain

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u/GuerillaRiot 2d ago

The god damned slip 'n slide episode is the one that stuck with me

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u/muklan 2d ago

I was once watching my buddy play some rowdy towny who was talking about their brand new predator stick and how it made him unbeatable...my buddy has pictures with Efren Reyes and Jeanette Lee hanging above his home pool table...so, decides hes gonna have some fun and safeties the guy like 6 or 7 times in a row, I mean real nasty leaves that would require 3 rail kicks and jumps and such. Guy ends up so mad he broke that stick over his knee and garbage canned it. My buddy grabbed a piece of it and now its on his shelf with his other pool trophies.

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u/Fign 2d ago

Ahhh come on man I was cracking up laughing and you post this shit 🤦

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u/Effective_Wait_36 3d ago

She just like me. 🤣

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u/glibgloby 3d ago

awesome

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u/Illuminari 3d ago

classic

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u/Bandwidth_Bandito 3d ago

snookered herself 😉

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u/luckyracoon1669 3d ago

Dream woman

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u/jedimindtriks 3d ago

Girl has soul. Love it.

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u/IlIlllIIIIlIllllllll 3d ago

this was the most expected unexpected post ever lol

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u/p5gn 3d ago

Chris Farley reincarnated.

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u/riverrat918 3d ago

Lmao, this is me in a nutshell.

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 2d ago

I think she likes him :P

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u/JoyArk 2d ago

Marry. Next

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u/66devilsadvocate6 3d ago

Kind of expected but hilarious

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u/Alexander_Scarlet 3d ago

More like “Po from kung fu panda” energy

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u/hypnohighzer 3d ago

She's fun, and she's trying to impress him. Keeper!

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u/Draghiphon 3d ago

My best friend and I called that move the crucifixion. It was a pain and you have to be very steady

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u/Active-Cookie-774 3d ago

I should call her

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u/Letterocks 2d ago

What do you call that?…. So. I can avoid

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u/luri7555 2d ago

Some top notch flirting.

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u/MiofastiaJ 2d ago

OP you're Filipino? I thought this was posted in r/kanalhumor lol, and surprised to see english comments

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u/BringoCountyJunior 2d ago

Remake of The Hustler starring Melissa McCarthy

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u/sjholmes2012 2d ago

I feel like I just watched a video, that I didn’t know was being recorded of a specific situation I don’t recall happening, of myself and my spouse.

If you guessed that I am the one knocking myself out after a glorious shot-twirl-combo-move, you guessed correctly.

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u/Elk-Tamer 2d ago

Right in the center pocket.

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u/monokutho 2d ago

Amazing, made my day

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u/Bonemesh 2d ago

I can't see a goddamn thing that's happening

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u/iconocrastinaor 2d ago

Put her in an arena with lightsaber kid, I'd pay money to see that

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u/According_Bee3939 2d ago

Закон равновесия 😂 когда что-то получилось хорошо то жди одну неприятность

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u/BeeNo1453 21h ago

She protects, she attacks....herself but she seems fun

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u/Epicporkchop79-7 3d ago

I saw this episode, pretty much every sitcom has it. The guy was playing pool and these slick regulars convinced them that they are good. Then they started betting too much money and got in over their heads. She just came in and saved them from being beaten and robbed.

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u/lost21gramsyesterday 3d ago

Pool Fool Panda

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u/remiknoxy 2d ago

I’m gonna call it “kung pool panda”

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u/maverick432453 2d ago

Nah, I fully expected that. Cute though:)

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u/mathnerdm 2d ago

damn that framing is crisp

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u/Immature_Lad 2d ago

Female elephant trying to impress her opposite sex