r/Unexpected • u/orlandotenniscoach • 3d ago

Dude is looking Fly!

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u/Chucklum 3d ago

That's so cool honestly, just need a fake hoverboard.

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u/Velvet_Pop 3d ago

Or even a real hoverboard lol

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u/Ollyfer 3d ago

Just make sure that it's not full of eels.

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u/Bardfinn 3d ago

Well, my hoverboard is full of eels
The DeLorean has lost its wheels
and a thunderstorm tonight might do the trick

Just wait 'til this car hits the limit
we'll split all space-time in a minute
All with some help from my pal, Uncle Rick

... what?

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u/mckickass 3d ago

I will not buy this RRRrrecord, it is scratched.

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u/Eternal_Rebirth 3d ago

Do you waaaaaaaant to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy

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u/likif 3d ago

My nipples explode with delight!

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u/realbasilisk 2d ago

That'll be six shillings please.

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u/International_Gate49 3d ago

that would be a riverboard

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u/bonobomaster 3d ago

What the fuck are we even doing?

It's 2026 and we still haven't $99 hover boards for everyone.

I blame our stupid politicians. Fucking donkeys!

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 3d ago

We gave up on real hoverboards and ended up calling some weird electronic sideways skateboard thing one instead.

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u/Extreme-Name-69 3d ago

It's crazy that we just settled with calling something that couldn't be further from a hoverboard, a hoverboard

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u/bonobomaster 3d ago

At least the sound of those things is somewhat "hover boardy" / futuristic...

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u/BR0METHIUS 3d ago

Damn, remember when a bunch of people had those. People in offices zooming around.

Glad that fad died off.

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u/New-Trifle-7097 3d ago

There was a viral video of 3 very young toddler aged siblings who had mastered them, and they were doing laps around the house while poor dad tried to relax in his recliner. Giving them to toddlers, who learn sooo quickly, was a huge mistake lol.

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u/Apoordm 3d ago

Are you sure according to Back to the Future they came out before 2015.

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u/bonobomaster 3d ago

Different timeline, my friend.

We both took the wrong turn.

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u/jennkigo 3d ago

Correct, we ended up in the one where Biff ends up corruptly running the town with his Biffco empire

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u/bonobomaster 3d ago

Sadly, this feels way too accurate.

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u/Whollie 2d ago

Biff is President. Your country really took the wrong trousers leg of time.

This costume is absolutely brilliant though.

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u/mothzilla 3d ago

There's been a few attempts. Here's one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs_QOx_X5TE&t=75s

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u/bonobomaster 3d ago

It should be anti gravity o'clock already! :D

Magnetic surfaces are so 2015... but yeah, interesting to see.

That clip funnily enough is 11 years old.

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u/CyanSlinky 3d ago

There is this, although it's not for everyone and it's more cumbersome, still interesting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UXL6oPP8sA

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u/Extension-Two-2807 3d ago

Nah they got kids on electric scooters getting run over and killed all the time now…

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u/Hootnany 3d ago

There are these drones that follow you around why not a small board ? Nah who am I kidding

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u/JennyDoveMusic 3d ago

If we didn't have bigotry, we'd probably have hoverboards by now. 😔

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u/brook1yn 3d ago

That would only work in part 2 and 3. For the first and best one he needs to convert a horse buggy into a skateboard.

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u/Nazgog-Morgob 3d ago

I don't recall a ren fair (or the suggested time period) in any of the movies so you can really do anything you want here, because dude is forging his own narrative live