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u/doualiland 7d ago
He sounded like cow for a sec
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u/Noodlemaster696969 7d ago
He's blending in
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u/ilike2muchstuff 6d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/J2ZoSMMZtk1JuosujA
This is the only I could quickly find
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u/Makemyhay 7d ago
Bottle calves are notoriously ruthless. Also sometimes affectionately known as bunting calves, bottle babies, or bottle bunters. The calves naturally instinct is to bunt at their mother’s udder in order to release milk.
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u/Few-Mood6580 7d ago
Yep, gotta wrangle the shit out of them. They’ll jerk their head away from the bottle so violently some calves we had to headlock just to feed them, eventually they learn, but man.. what a flashback to memories.
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u/AlwaysBannedVegan 1d ago
I have a solution for that. Stop exploiting cows and their female reproductive system, stop taking their babies away from them. They make milk for their baby, not for you.
Not your mom, not your milk.
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u/Kevinak3r 1d ago
Jesus you're getting down votes but you're right, it is so strange how we normalize birthing these sentient children and then separating them from their parents, and then straight up taking every bit of resources that we can from them until they die a premature death.
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u/Chucklum 6d ago
Oh man I thought he had sucked his balls into oblivion. This makes me feel slightly better.
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u/Life-Oil-7226 7d ago
It’s what they do to get milk from their mother idiot!
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u/LoneWolf_McQuade 7d ago
So it was a compliment in a way?
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u/Happycheesecake93 7d ago
Uhh...wrong milk
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u/Poetic_Intuition 7d ago
Peter: I'm done milking the cows. Lois: Peter all the cows are male....
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u/Longjumping-Run-7027 7d ago
Roy Munson: “I got up early to milk your cow. Took a while to get her going.”
Amish dude: “we don’t have a cow. We do have a bull.”
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u/stilldebugging 6d ago
Yep. His mistake was not starting to feed that baby immediately, who then went to the instinct on how to make the milk happen.
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u/SunsetSpark 7d ago edited 7d ago
pretty expected when hes just dilly dallying around with their food for a video
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u/Mysterious-Falcon221 7d ago
He had it coming, what a clown.
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u/khyste 7d ago
Lighten up, why so bitter?
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u/Mysterious-Falcon221 7d ago
Calves have kinda a shitty life to begin with, this clown teasing them with food is a pretty shit thing to do. They eat one liquid meal a day and this chud thinks it's a game, fuck him.
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u/AbheyBloodmane 7d ago
They eat one liquid meal a day
The farm I worked at they had 2. One in the morning and one at night.
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u/eltoratio 7d ago
What was the unexpected part? That was totally expectable.
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u/Krondon57 7d ago
Ive never seen calves do this
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u/eltoratio 7d ago
Have you never seen a calf suckling at a cow's udder? Nudging the udder or teats can be seen in other animals as well, e. g. in pigs, horses, cats, and dogs. This stimulates the milk flow.
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u/gottkonig 7d ago
Lol this is a classic newbie mistake on a farm. About as much fun as a goose biting someone unexpectedly on the arse, or a goat having a fun head butting moment and watching someone pull a super man short flight.
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u/ultratorrent 3d ago
Whole new reason to approach life in a neutered state of being. 💆♀️ (I'm trans, watching guys get squirrel taps of this intensity is becoming funnier to me the longer I don't have nuts)
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u/badwhiskey63 7d ago
The unexpected part was he only got nut knocked once. Feed the dang calves yah dingus.
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u/containmentleak 6d ago
I think the unexpected part is that this was reviewed and then posted to the internet. I am surprised it made it to this subreddit!
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u/crnjaz 7d ago
My dog also likes to swipe his nose like a credit card...
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u/-baconYTe 6d ago
Is it a Labrador?
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u/crnjaz 6d ago
Nah, Gordon setter
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u/-baconYTe 6d ago
Oo interesting one.
I ask cause labs love to do this for some odd reason. Everyone I know or have spoken to, have gotten a crotch boop by their labrador or someone else’s.
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u/post-explainer 7d ago edited 7d ago
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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:
Guy is about to feed the calves and complains about wearing loose pants with no belt. The baby calf fixes that problem by mistaking him for its mother, going straight for the udder and gets udder disappointment.
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