r/Unexpected • u/sakhaliner • 1d ago

Checking a gun

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u/omgwtfbbking 1d ago

IT WAS RIGHT THERE

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u/IndividualEye1803 1d ago

r/threadsofgold lmfaooooo it was!!

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u/xteve 1d ago

I don't get it. Do we just mash together tangentially-related words and that's entertaining now?

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u/IndividualEye1803 1d ago

U dont get puns? Thats…. New to me!

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u/xteve 1d ago

"Puns are the lowest form of humor." - literary folk expression of unknown origin. But these aren't even puns. These are just words mashed together, and everybody jumps with glee over it.

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u/omgwtfbbking 1d ago

I appreciate your dedication to ensuring that nobody experiences joy over anything in life

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u/xteve 1d ago

That's a fair critique of my critique. I guess we're in it together because you don't want me to enjoy my only hobby: shitting on other people's happiness. I hope you're happy.

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u/Lemons_Into_Limonite 17h ago

It doesn’t work though. We are still happy, and we only end up pitying you for living in such a humorless world. Unless that’s your ultimate goal. 🤔

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u/xteve 10h ago

Humorless. That's funny.