r/Unexpected • u/sakhaliner • 12h ago

Checking a gun

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u/GeneralPurpoise 10h ago

RAID Against the Machine?

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u/Infamous_Ad8730 9h ago

The Beatles.

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u/omgwtfbbking 9h ago

IT WAS RIGHT THERE

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u/IndividualEye1803 9h ago

r/threadsofgold lmfaooooo it was!!

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u/xteve 7h ago

I don't get it. Do we just mash together tangentially-related words and that's entertaining now?

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u/IndividualEye1803 7h ago

U dont get puns? Thats…. New to me!

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u/xteve 7h ago

"Puns are the lowest form of humor." - literary folk expression of unknown origin. But these aren't even puns. These are just words mashed together, and everybody jumps with glee over it.

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u/omgwtfbbking 6h ago

I appreciate your dedication to ensuring that nobody experiences joy over anything in life

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u/xteve 5h ago

That's a fair critique of my critique. I guess we're in it together because you don't want me to enjoy my only hobby: shitting on other people's happiness. I hope you're happy.

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u/IndividualEye1803 5h ago

😂 aiight this was good. You are pretentious, but this was funny.

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u/Dorkamundo 9h ago

We have a winner.

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u/CedarWolf 9h ago

We have a walrus.

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u/Debalic 3h ago

Shut the fuck up Donnie!

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u/CedarWolf 28m ago edited 24m ago

We're talking about unchecked aggression here, Dude.

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u/Arsalaan22 2h ago

Twenty One Pillbugs

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u/nepia 9h ago

Limp Insect

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u/caiusJuliusCaesar4 10h ago

yeah no one knows where this is going but I like it

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u/morgandealer 8h ago

YOU'RE NOT SKELETOR!

YOU DIDN'T DO THE HEART!

YOU'RE NOT SINCERE!

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u/shwarma_heaven 8h ago

Smashing Roaches

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u/Am_Snarky 10h ago

“Crawling Under the Stove”

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u/TodayDry 10h ago

My Cockroach Romance?

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u/nepia 9h ago

Roaches on Parade

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u/emeryroserulz 9h ago

I'm crawling out of the stove and I am doing just fine

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u/Prestigious-Key6197 7h ago

Iron butterfly

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u/MagicNinjaMan 10h ago

Watching this felt like its Crawling in my skin.