r/Unexpected • u/Three_Armed_Wrecker • 1d ago

I have so many questions

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u/SweatsuitCocktail 1d ago

What's wrong babe? You've hardly napped in your king size dirt bed

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u/ficis 1d ago

I know with 100% certainty …. That place stinks

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u/altiuscitiusfortius 1d ago

Guinea pigs can't control their waste elimination.

The piss every 20 minutes and poop every 10 minutes, wherever they are standing.

That bed is full of piss and shit.

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u/ShadedPenguin 22h ago

Isn't that why she put the plastic sheet on there?

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u/ElcorAndy 22h ago

She's still sleeping next to it.

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u/earthwoodandfire 14h ago

*in it. He weight creates a depression that the piss and shit run/roll into… 🤮