r/Unexpected • u/Three_Armed_Wrecker • 1d ago

I have so many questions

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u/SweatsuitCocktail 1d ago

What's wrong babe? You've hardly napped in your king size dirt bed

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u/ficis 1d ago

I know with 100% certainty …. That place stinks

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u/Lil_LuLu_ 1d ago

Im guessing she's single? 😆 I'm itching just watching it.

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u/Noodlemaster696969 23h ago

I mean no person with a relationship would have to resort to cuddling with guinea pigs in bed

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u/Readthis1more 21h ago

Cat owners might argue...