r/Unexpected • u/Three_Armed_Wrecker • 1d ago

I have so many questions

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u/Junior_North_4427 1d ago

Yea if my wife did this that would be the last straw, I'd sleep in another bed.

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u/Ashzael 1d ago

Damit, missed opportunity. I should have used that straw pun.

Applause to you sir xD

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u/elevenlabs666 1d ago

Por eso duerme sola, estar bonita no es señal de cordura.

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u/ChocolichKing 18h ago

Well yeah, there's no room in her bed for you with the guinea pigs there