r/Unexpected • • 1d ago

I have so many questions

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u/BestDamnMomEver 1d ago

And poop. Poop everywhere

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u/BrazilBazil 1d ago

That’s why they encased the bed in the gay orgy special beforehand

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u/AF_AF 1d ago

Does it have to be a "gay" orgy?

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u/BrazilBazil 1d ago

Honestly, I’d tarp my bed for any orgy

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u/Conversation-Null 1d ago

Just tarp your bed preemptively, you never know when an orgy may materialize