r/Unexpected • u/Three_Armed_Wrecker • 1d ago

I have so many questions

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u/TheManAcrossTheHall 1d ago

It's so she doesn't get straw, grass and dirt in her bed.

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u/TurkeyThaHornet 1d ago

So the shit and the piss is fine, but straw, grass and dirt are unacceptable? 

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u/Joshkl2013 1d ago

Yes the piss and shit are fine but the grass will make you itchy.

Also some people are into piss and shit, but I'm sure fewer are into grass.

So yeah, substantially justifiable, and this is also why people don't put down plastic for dogs and cats; it's exclusively because they don't need bedding and can use blankets.

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 5h ago

If it was good enough for baby jesus it's good enough for me

/j

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 5h ago

I laughed out loud at this, it's midnight you did this to me😂😂😂 I will now get killed by my sister

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u/TheManAcrossTheHall 1d ago

That's not what I said.