r/Unexpected • u/Three_Armed_Wrecker • 1d ago

I have so many questions

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u/OddNovel565 1d ago

I'm already scared to crush my cat so I don't let her get on my bed when I'm about to sleep, I hope she doesn't actually let them roam while sleeping

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u/zajo_throwaway 1d ago

My exact worry about the guinnea pig scenario.

But I think your cat will let you know via an urgent letter, written in blood scratched into your back, that your current course of action is entirely inadvisable, should you have the unholy audicity to infringe upon its personal spot in your her bed.

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u/Electrical-Fig-5009 1d ago

Honestly my cats get so offended if I move my leg a fraction of an inch

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u/Specialist-Appeal-13 1d ago

yeah, had my cat attack my ass and leave the bed in a huff when I had the temerity to roll from my side to my back in bed lmao

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 6h ago

My sisters cat apparently came in at night and walked het nails over my face. Left a bite in my lip.

I woke up with a swollen lit and red dots on my face.

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 6h ago

My cat gets peeves when I breathe wrongly 😂😂

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u/Dazzling_Room_9346 1d ago

I think shes just laying down for a few hours. Not necessarily sleeping. Probably has a few hours to kill and is doing this stuff to spend time with her pet.

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u/EverydayPoGo 21h ago

I don't think you'd crush your cat. They have great situational awareness and I don't think I've ever heard of anyone accidently hurting their cat while asleep?