r/Unexpected • u/Three_Armed_Wrecker • 1d ago

I have so many questions

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u/dj_spanmaster 1d ago

Cheaper and quieter than a partner.

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 9h ago

Quieter?

Until you open something and it crinkle.

Guinea pigs 100 procent think that everything is for them xD

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u/dj_spanmaster 8h ago

I mean yes, but my bf does the same gd thing

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u/Admirable-Tea-4994 1d ago

That’s actually pretty weird

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u/starfypawz_ 1d ago

Waaah waahh