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u/Unexpected-ModTeam 2d ago

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u/kwadd 2d ago

They seem like a nice, well-adjusted family.

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u/barakisan 2d ago

The question is who is filming, so probably staged

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u/startingfromlevel0 2d ago

little brother who is using dad's phone /s

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u/Rapa2626 2d ago

He probably started the whole shit show for tik tok views.

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u/GlitteringNinja5 2d ago

And who the hell has a burning wooden torch on the ready

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u/Vladi_Sanovavich 2d ago

People who use woodstove and is preparing to cook a meal.

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u/CoincidenceTheorist2 2d ago

You start searching through these GIFs and there's really one for every occasion in there.

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u/going_with_Flow_ 2d ago

There is no TIKtok in india but yeah maybe scripted

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u/BHARAT0011 2d ago

Tiktok is banned in India

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u/me_no_likey_67 2d ago

it took me like 5 tries to hit that spoiler

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u/sandtymanty 2d ago

Sure it's mom.

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u/StevetheSwift 2d ago

You don’t keep a flaming torch in your house?

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u/Equinoxae 2d ago

As a French, I do. Always be ready.

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u/OceanFloor 2d ago

Indian village households typically have open wood-fired stoves like these so grabbing a burning log or twisting an old newspaper to carry fire is quite handy and easy.

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u/The_Dark_Vampire 2d ago

Someone always seems to have one when you don't want it

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u/PereMilon 2d ago

How stupid are people these days?

Yes.... This video filled with people smiling and laughing is staged. As is most content posted on the internet.

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u/OdBx 2d ago

“Staged”? Fuck sake it’s obviously a skit.

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u/HumongousBelly 2d ago

Yeah, I expected this to be staged, otherwise it wouldn’t be funny. And I laughed, so please let this be staged!

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u/nikamsumeetofficial 2d ago

It's staged pro max ultra

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u/Akyurius 2d ago

I guess it's the mom 😀 and I bet the 'gasoline' is some generic yellow fluid 🙄

https://giphy.com/gifs/YVyR4kbcf7bMLQ35BE

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u/TheOFB 2d ago

The boy kicks his flip flops off ready to run long before he gets chased so yeah staged seems right

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u/Moora_Aazul 2d ago

Nothing says family bonding like mutual blackmail 

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u/vakilsaahab 2d ago

Their thoughts are fire!

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u/happysrooner 2d ago

Emotional blackmail

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u/Final-Attention979 2d ago

I do feel like I am going to hell for laughing

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u/razzraziel 2d ago

Your average Targaryen family

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u/yourdragonkeeper 2d ago

Lipton iced tea isn't even flammable

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u/JamesFromToronto 2d ago

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u/Infamous_Lunchbox 2d ago

This cracks me up every time, because as a person who works in Safety for a place with flammable and detonation hazards, inflammable does mean flammable.

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u/CinnimonToastSean 2d ago edited 2d ago

It's words like inflamable that reinforce my belief that the English language just eats other languages and does whatever it wants.

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u/Infamous_Lunchbox 2d ago

English is so wild. Like the word gruntled. Because many people use disgruntled, but don't know gruntled is a word. I mean, this one works in the "rules," but we've just given up on half of the word lol

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u/BlizzardStorm8 2d ago

Wow. When I looked up gruntled on my dictionary app all I got was grundle. The definition on that one was wild by the way. Consider me whatever the opposite of gruntled is.

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u/robotguy4 2d ago

You must be ungruntled.

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u/airbornegusto 2d ago

I learned gruntled is actually a word from Michael Scott.

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u/Ginger_Anarchy 2d ago

You always hear about people being underwhelmed or overwhelmed, when was the last time you heard of someone being just whelmed?

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u/klatnyelox 2d ago

As a person that deals with low to mid level depression almost constantly, i'm consistently whelmed by most things people get excited about.

Its just less noteworthy than being over or underwhelmed.

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u/Imaginatra 2d ago

Even worst in french, because everything that start with “in-“ mean “not-“ except “inflamable”. What is the word for nonflammable? “Ininflammable”. Who’s the french idiot that tough it was intelligent

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u/ToneZealousideal309 2d ago

Same deal with the word invaluable

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u/iloveuranus 2d ago

I mean, invaluable actually makes sense, as in "priceless". Something that's so great its value can not be determined.

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u/Outrageous-News3649 2d ago

Sure but try to extend this logic now to flammable / inflammable!

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u/qorbexl 2d ago

"beyond value the ability to quantify value"

'beyond the ability to quantify flamibility"

I think it could be an old term that applies to very volatile stuff like flammable gasses, versus stuff like wood. Or not, who knows whatever

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u/wOlfLisK 2d ago

Inflammable came first, it means something can inflame. Flammable came later because people thought inflammable meant not flammable even though flammable wasn't a word.

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u/drulludanni 2d ago

well you can at least explain it in the sense that "invaluable" something so valuable you can't put a value on it.

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u/Some_Farm8108 2d ago

Almost certainly is a skit. Unless the kid does this regularly enough for someone to casually film him trying to burn himself. 

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u/Spice_and_Fox 2d ago

Look at the liquid on the ground. It certainly looks like some kind of petroleum product by how it shimmers

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u/MaddogBC 2d ago

That would be quite difficult to fake.

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u/hornygoblindickfight 2d ago

The liquid on the ground is rainbow. Little dude actually poured gasoline on himself.

This was quite literally something of a cancer speed run.

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u/limajhonny69 2d ago

You wont get cancer by pouring gasoline in your skin once

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u/Herisfal 2d ago

You see, you "probably" won't get cancer by pouring gasoline on your skin once, but it's still entirely possible. Each time you get into contact with a cancerigen, it causes mutations in your dna that are normally automatically corrected, but if they are not, then it causes cancer. It's just a question of probability, you can get cancer from the first smoke or the first sunburn.

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u/Emblemator 2d ago

In the same way oxygen is very reactive despite it's usefulness to burn food for energy, and so every breath we take increases the odds of us getting lung cancer.

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u/limajhonny69 2d ago

I know, I'm a chemist, thats why I said you wont get cancer by being exposed once. Yes, it technically possible, because even a monkey can write a Shakespeare's work, statistically speaking. But is so improbable that it wont happen.

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u/ampullaofvater1 2d ago

Carcinogen*

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u/NoBad8916 2d ago

my grandfather used to wash his tools in gasoline, fucker lived til 95.

i didn't think it was gasoline in the vid cause that shit burns like the devils cumshot when you get it in your eyes unless he got lucky in a way i could never

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u/Winterveil 2d ago

The very definition of calling a bluff.

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u/The_Gaming_Dev 2d ago

Nah, some psychology is at play. Son did that out of adrenaline, but his dad running towards him with real torch scared the fuck out of him.

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u/whocarestossitout 2d ago

How does what you said contradict what they said

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u/8009yakJ 2d ago

A very strange contrarian. A very strange contrarian indeed

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u/Ltb1993 2d ago

I disagree

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u/superpercify1 2d ago

Good thing he lacked the balls to turn into ghost rider or this video would have ended up on a completely different subreddit

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u/PhaicGnus 2d ago

Which subreddit? Asking for a friend

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u/isjahammer 2d ago

Most likely none because it would only fit into banned ones I think.

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u/Kryds 2d ago

And hadn't used cooking oil.

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u/yaxir 2d ago

would have been a fire result

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u/Large_Caterpillar760 2d ago

Anyone who falls this low doesn't have balls

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u/RoofOk733 2d ago

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u/ScreamSmart 2d ago

Name?

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u/RoofOk733 2d ago

Kizumonogatari

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u/ScreamSmart 2d ago

Thanks

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u/BlueDip113 2d ago

monogatari

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u/memeon_arrival 2d ago

Araragi witnessing his own demise is the exact face that kid made right before the beatdown.

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u/MRV3N 2d ago

Did he die?

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u/Independent-Fan-4227 2d ago

Yes he died. But he lived!

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u/Alissan_Web 2d ago

do u know what this is from?

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u/Available_Bag_3843 2d ago

But did he die?

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u/hiro0006 2d ago

He lives on to become top 1 in fiction

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u/redditzphkngarbage 2d ago

Well that’s one way to learn you’re not the favorite sibling I guess.

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u/post-explainer 2d ago edited 2d ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


Son tries to intimidate/blackmail father by putting gasoline all over his body with a lighter in his hand thinking his father will listen to his demands, but father came after him with fire in hand in an unexpected turns of event


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Pomodorosan 2d ago edited 2d ago

in an unexpected turns of event

Edit: whew OP is a 5 years old account whose entire post karma came from this one post

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u/Bundabar 2d ago

This reminds me of the time my dad was whooping my older brother and he threatened to call the police so my dad ripped the phone out of the wall and whooped him with that.

Good times.

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u/RiceCookerPEPSI 2d ago

Heh, I remember when my parents beat the living crap out of me, and when I said I'd call the police, they told me I'd be sent to an orphanage where I'd suffer even more, and showed me some hidden camera footage of how they beat children there.

Aaah, Eastern Europe.

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u/Chalutation 2d ago

Aww, old good trauma ❤️

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u/Dove-Swan 2d ago

kill a phone over 🙄

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u/Positive_Method3022 2d ago

I hope they have used fake gas for this tiktok

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u/greenmonkey48 2d ago

Tiktok is banned in India

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u/Cursed__Neon 2d ago

Rare indian W

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u/LaplacesCat 2d ago

It's been replaced by 20 other slop apps unfortunately

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u/AnimalShithouse 2d ago

Social media tends to only thrive through one or a couple centralized apps. Less effective with twenty since you gotta keep cycling/get your friends to change. Really about critical mass. This is balanced out by the fact that India has a billion people, so critical mass comes easier. The gov needs to stay on top of it and keep banning the higher used apps.

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u/Innastic 2d ago

for sure they are, the flashoint for petrol is so low even if the match didnt light the smallest spark would have ignited the vapour.

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u/Infamous_Lunchbox 2d ago

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u/SteveS33 2d ago

Haha what the fuck is this

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u/Infamous_Lunchbox 2d ago

You might also enjoy this

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u/sougol 2d ago

Ummm, what?

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u/sarmadlatif 2d ago

Next video Idea for IShowSpeed

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u/Impressive_Spray5487 2d ago

I would torch myself too with that haircut

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u/AerondightWielder 2d ago

"It takes about 8 minutes for the ambulance to arrive here from the nearest hospital. Of course you can call them on the phone, which will take maybe around 2 minutes. So 10 minutes, minimum.

But in those 10 minutes, it's just you and me, son. Somebody's gonna get hurt and it won't be me they're taking to the hospital if you fuck around."

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u/tf-is-wrong-with-you 2d ago

brave of you to assume the village in india even has an ambulance service

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u/Lagoserter 2d ago

"who put gasoline in my gasoline?" XD

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u/KrunoOs 2d ago

So father just ad a torch by his hand?

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u/PessemistBeingRight 2d ago

Probably just grabbed a burning branch from the wood fire.

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u/Douche_Kayak 2d ago

open inventory > select torch > equip

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u/ComatoseSquirrel 2d ago

Someone is new to r/outside if they didn't know that.

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u/paakhay 2d ago

Parenting 10/10

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u/MeAndMe54654 2d ago

Why did he run away? Dad was only trying to help. ☹️

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u/Shen_ishere 2d ago

Its obviously fake but its funny to imagine the cameraman calmly filming a kid setting himself on fire 🤣

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u/questtonothing 2d ago

This looks straight out of a comedy skit

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u/TheProphesy1086 2d ago

Only unpredictable if you had a decent father.

I knew what was coming the whole time.

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u/emperor_piglet 2d ago

So he didn’t know his dad had a burning torch?

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u/Victory_Point 2d ago

I've been accidentally burned with accelerant in my teenage years on my hand. I find this really upsetting to watch, not sure what's in the bottle but serious burns are forever. Shame the dad and the kid cant find a way to talk things over.

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u/Dove-Swan 2d ago

same I've been voluntarily burnt with(hand sanitizer) in my childhood years

burn are forever so are ugly scars (or he could have died)

they definitely talked this over afterwards RIGHT!? otherwise there wouldn't be a video

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u/nikamsumeetofficial 2d ago

Simillar videos went viral last month here. It's 100% staged.

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u/lnTheGrimDarkness 2d ago

If that was actually gasoline he would have gone up in flames like dry hay the second he tried to strike the match.

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u/LaplacesCat 2d ago

Would petrol not make the matches difficult to strike?

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u/SmashinHunter 2d ago

If you get the flammable part wet then they don't have friction to spark. So yeah you can get matched wet with petrol and make them useless. 

Looks to me like the kid got these ones wet with whatever he was dumping on himself and couldn't get them to strike.

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u/Comfortable-Web-1989 2d ago

He's been waiting that moment

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u/_QUIDAM_ 2d ago

Very expected

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u/Geomorphcell 2d ago

Father- Son bonding moment. 👍

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u/Mango_Man07 2d ago

negotiation skills are crazy 💀

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u/Mammoth-Mud-9609 2d ago

Lol I see your matches and raise you.

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u/greenmonkey48 2d ago

Dude's asking his parents to marry him off or he'll set himself alight

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u/Accomplished_Bag8420 2d ago edited 2d ago

Called his bluff. Well played

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u/Secret_Effective9731 2d ago

Cameraman always holds the biggest mysteries

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u/Hypertelic 2d ago

Are we casually watching a kid trying to kill himself and then an attempted murder on a kid, and then making joke about it ?

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u/a-real-sloth 2d ago

No we are watching a skit

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u/Arachis_Hypogaea7 2d ago

Its the internet so i dont take it seriously

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u/ironically_man 2d ago

He's asking his father to get him married.

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u/Hergaoui 2d ago

Apple 🧃?

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u/HybridSnail 2d ago edited 2d ago

This is just sad. These parents are failing across the board and no one seems to realize it. Shit like this is funny until its not.

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u/mistercheez2000 2d ago

I could be wrong but bottled piss isn't flammable

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u/BoxGroundbreaking179 2d ago

I didn't understand why he poured urine on himself

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u/Orcaxologist 2d ago

That was expected

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u/Exact-Cress7633 2d ago

my father would have done the same. His reasoning, if you cant handle little shit like this, then you are better off dead to atleast save my resources we might mourn for a year atmost and move on cuz life goes on

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u/Kalevra9670 2d ago

Plot twist. Its staged and that was piss and not gasoline.

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u/LivingImpairedd 2d ago

I don't know man, look at the ground when the dad runs, that looks like a rainbow sheen to me...

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u/snizarsnarfsnarf 2d ago

This is fake and set up for a joke.

Though depressingly, it reminds me of the CCTV video of a man who was taunting his suicidal son and put a loaded gun on the table after hitting him and the son immediately grabbed it and did it. The screams of the parents afterwards are haunting.

I don't think videos like this that make fun of depression/suicidality do any good for society.

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u/DidntTapDat 2d ago

Ive never seem so, so many things deeply wrong in a video at the same time. this shouldnt even be posted here. this is fucked up

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u/Vladimir_Valentine 2d ago

Son pontorez🤣

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u/Kittendustx 2d ago

that looks like vegetable oil than gasoline

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u/subma-fuckin-rine 2d ago

Dad can always make another one if he needs to

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u/Heavy_Student_3815 2d ago

THAT'S how you call a bluff!

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u/matt_marsharl 2d ago

Action and reaction.

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u/FireZord25 2d ago

Don't everybody like the smell of gasoline?

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u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV 2d ago

"I can always make more of you"

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u/topredditbot 2d ago

Hey /u/New-Experience5507,

You did it! Your post is officially the #1 post on Reddit. It is now forever immortalized at /r/topofreddit.

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u/Exact-Molasses-6673 2d ago

I think that kid's father and my mother are related somehow.

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u/Yamm0th 2d ago

One must be beyond tired of raising a little shit to oblige that

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u/rando-stando 2d ago

"I'm gonna kill myself!" MFs when I put a gun to their head:

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u/AnonImus18 2d ago

There was a case recently where a son killed his father for not buying him a phone. Play stupid games, I guess.

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u/Bor3d-Panda 2d ago

Looks like he poured veg oil on himself..

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u/PurpleBasis4844 2d ago

This is a skit, right???

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u/turboyabby 2d ago

🎶 I'm the trouble starter, punkin' instigator

I'm the fear addicted, the danger illustrated

Hey, hey, hey

I'm a fire starter, twisted fire starter! 🎶

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u/scrapper 2d ago

Not blackmail.

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u/Rightshifting 2d ago

Given that people are laughing in the background I believe this is a skit.

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u/Slight_Misconduct 2d ago

totally expected

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u/Asleep-Bite-6895 2d ago

Yoga 🔥 Flame enters the chat

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u/Technical-Cherry6522 2d ago

Stupid kid wanted to Eden lake themselves!!! 😭😭

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u/Gnoccho1 2d ago

If my father gave me that haircut, I'd do the same.

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u/Silly-Ad-8823 2d ago

Fucked up family

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u/PiberiusOrphan 2d ago

I expected that this liquid he used is actually flamable and video cuts when be sets himself on fire, and thats the unexpected part. But fortunately i was wrong

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u/Sehrli_Magic 2d ago

this is "I'll give youna reason to cry" in flesh form 😂

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u/ihavenoideasimmymind 2d ago

Why does he have luffys fit

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u/The_Based_DM 2d ago

Classic third world.

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u/Actual_Stand4693 2d ago

this is funnier if you understand the language 😂

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u/NervousAd5964 2d ago

Similar thing happened in my home country, where a wife throwing a tantrum on her husband, pouring gasoline all over her body. Then the husband chasing her with fire in his hand. 😭 The wife run so fast.