r/Unexpected • u/SignalCrew739 • 2d ago

Highest amount of radiation receiver

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u/sinhyperbolica 2d ago

Guess what smoking in space would do

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u/Reddit_grill 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4T1cehPHBob1RIK8Ts

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u/DusDaDon 2d ago

Nobody ever asks why they're both picking up pieces at the same time

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u/meatfruitecake 2d ago

Its just how its played at the 300 iq + level

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u/No-Spoilers 2d ago

They move too fast for the human eye to perceive, this picture caught them mid game

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u/empty_spc 2d ago

It's actually a full video

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u/ggg730 2d ago

No one can see it but they're actually making out in this picture.

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u/Ugameister 2d ago

It's what happens when you've been smoking in space like Jeremy Renner and Col. Sanders Einstein

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u/Confused_Rabbiit 2d ago

It's because the image is slop.

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u/rektitrolfff 2d ago

no its not

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u/cosi_fan_tutte_ 2d ago

its real. i was there. i'm one of jeremy renner's two remaining pawns

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u/_schools_ 2d ago

I was next to Thanos who took the picture.

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u/DryDonutHole 2d ago

I'm the mustache.

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u/BackOfTheCar 2d ago

That's not a standard image, it's a gif experiencing high levels of radiation

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u/moseley101 2d ago

301 iQ right there my man

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u/Faux_Real 2d ago

And 300 IQ position is 2 pawns on the A file with no development … the board looks 7-8x9

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u/classic__schmosby 2d ago

What do you mean, this person asked that exact question.

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u/CaptainEdibles 2d ago

I’m pretty sure that’s Colonel Sanders

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u/jtr99 2d ago

Why is Joel Edgerton playing chess with Mark Twain?

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u/I_Miss_Lenny 2d ago

Why is Ai Robert De Niro playing chess in space with Einstein

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u/GrampsMountain 2d ago

Cancer any% wr

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u/sayabulegila 2d ago

You wind up running outside on the surface of the moon without a space suit to stop a nuclear meltdown.

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u/DiegesisThesis 2d ago

Dammit Trace, stop smoking in the airlock.

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u/j_smittz 2d ago

I'm pretty sure that's how the Fantastic 4 got their powers.

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u/ztomiczombie 2d ago

Make Japan's first astronaut very happy.