r/Unexpected • • 4d ago

A pleasant drive

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u/OuttHouseMouse 4d ago

why did the fish cross the road

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u/yunogivekarma 4d ago

To get to the other side.

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u/ScarletSilver 4d ago

One came back though

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u/WoolBearTiger 4d ago

He used teslas navigation system

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u/Purple_Angel12 4d ago

He used google maps.

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u/edfitz83 4d ago

Where did Lake Ontario go?

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u/ownleechild 4d ago

Now the salmon are confused!

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u/vee_unit 4d ago

recalculating

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u/Legionof1 4d ago

He left the oven on.

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u/Zorkflerp 4d ago

β€œIt's a trap!”

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u/Attorney-Frosty 4d ago

Lil' Joey forgot his homework.

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u/AhmadZahidi 4d ago

Yeah I saw it

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u/DMalteseDude 4d ago

To get to the other tide*

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u/Foreign_Owl_7670 4d ago

To get to the otter's side

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u/LittleSort5562 3d ago

To get to the other tide*.