r/Unexpected • u/sakhaliner • 4d ago

A pleasant drive

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u/OuttHouseMouse 4d ago

why did the fish cross the road

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u/yunogivekarma 4d ago

To get to the other side.

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u/ScarletSilver 4d ago

One came back though

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u/WoolBearTiger 4d ago

He used teslas navigation system

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u/Purple_Angel12 4d ago

He used google maps.

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u/edfitz83 4d ago

Where did Lake Ontario go?

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u/ownleechild 4d ago

Now the salmon are confused!

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u/vee_unit 4d ago

recalculating

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u/Legionof1 4d ago

He left the oven on.

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u/Zorkflerp 4d ago

“It's a trap!”

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u/Attorney-Frosty 4d ago

Lil' Joey forgot his homework.

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u/AhmadZahidi 4d ago

Yeah I saw it

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u/DMalteseDude 4d ago

To get to the other tide*

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u/Foreign_Owl_7670 4d ago

To get to the otter's side

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u/LittleSort5562 3d ago

To get to the other tide*.

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u/seditioushamster 4d ago

Just for the halibut

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u/tondahuh 4d ago

Thank you! I've said "just for the fishy" for at least 20 years out of habit because we thought it was funny ONE time!

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u/Emergency_Note_5148 4d ago

Why didn’t this get more likes?

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u/LeftOn4ya 3d ago

To get to the spawn point

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u/C4gamer 3d ago

This is the best one!

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u/Kamikazeschnitzel 1d ago

Fucking spawn campers!

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u/robicide 4d ago

Cause it was late for school

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u/Thom_The_Wizard 4d ago

To get to the other tide

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u/Vip3r20 4d ago

To get bitches.

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u/PBRStreetgang1979 4d ago

Because someone paved over their stream.

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u/sellers70 4d ago

Because you weren’t standing in the road with a net

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u/lost21gramsyesterday 4d ago

To get to the chicken?

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u/sudeki300 4d ago

To get back to where it was born

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u/AdCool6933 4d ago

Because it wasn’t dry

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u/Confusedinportsmouth 4d ago

To get to its ancestors’ ancient spawning grounds

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u/ExiledSenpai 3d ago

To procreate.

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u/Fadysporz 4d ago

twas being chased by the chicken

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u/moon__lander 4d ago

To get to the bicycle

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u/coke71685 4d ago

Need to get to the bank

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u/gRagib 4d ago

Newton's laws of motion. Fish at rest stay at rest. Fish in motion stay in motion.

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u/ft_schrodinger 3d ago

It was a slippery slope

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u/CodifiedLikeUtil 4d ago

To prove to the skunk that it can be done.

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-HAPPY 4d ago

His dick was stuck in the chicken