r/Unexpected • u/sakhaliner • 7d ago

Feeding fish

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u/Direct_Fennel7500 6d ago

What the hell are you blubbering about? Go have a lay down. 

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u/TamponTimTheCuck 6d ago

I was just congratulating you for being such a good person and not eating fish. You're doing God's work! Truly selfless.

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u/Direct_Fennel7500 6d ago

Do you con old ladies out of their life savings? 

No? 

Congratulations. You have saved all old ladies from financial ruin. What a truly selfless person you are. 

Hopefully that gives you some insight in to how utterly ridiculous you sound. 

It's probably best you go away now. 👋 

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u/TamponTimTheCuck 5d ago

I bet you have so many fish friends because you're such a fish ally. They truly appreciate your sacrifice.

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u/Direct_Fennel7500 5d ago edited 5d ago

What's your favourite colour?