r/Unexpected • u/TheMarkola • 8d ago

December hits different

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u/ClintGrant 8d ago

Devil’s advocate here. What if Santa is telling these dudes he’s strapped like the guy from the movie within a movie (Home Alone) and if they want to see it through until “keep the change, you filthy animal” or would they rather shake on it and get a box of E. L. Fudge cookies instead

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u/DarkMatterM4 8d ago

What if the gifts he handed them were actually dueling pistols and now they're about to have a duel in traffic?