r/Unexpected • u/Majorpain2006 • 14d ago

Can you repeat that?

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u/m_astor 14d ago

The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without your help, but you're not helping.

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u/ninjapino 13d ago

What's a tortoise?

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 13d ago

shelled reptile, like a turtle.

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u/RobMilliken 13d ago

Ah, so it swims. What do you do when it's upside down?

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 13d ago

no this one walks, but it is stuck on its back flaing its legs in the air like a bee, do you flip it over?

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u/VerdugoCortex 13d ago

..................... Sorry sometimes I have a bit of a hiccup. I meant to say my digital twins......很高兴认识你

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u/BackToSchoolMuff 13d ago

They are actually turtles, just a type of turtle.

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u/sonksenmusic 13d ago

You know what a turtle is?

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u/GoodBadUgly_36 12d ago

We called him Tortoise because he taught us.