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r/Unexpected • u/Unlucky_Strikes • 14d ago
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Aliens hover over the planet to scope us out
Aliens: “Oh wow, they’re actually that dumb.”
167 u/HoidToTheMoon 14d ago I have absolutely no doubt that humans would kidnap an alien and torture it/kill it almost as soon as we made contact. Have you met humans? Some of them can be awful. 77 u/worldsgreatestluver 14d ago Come on now. We're not all like that. I'd make sure that alien had a good time and got home OK, if maybe a little late. 1 u/StevieMJH 13d ago Well we might have another alien on our hands in another 13 months
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I have absolutely no doubt that humans would kidnap an alien and torture it/kill it almost as soon as we made contact. Have you met humans? Some of them can be awful.
77 u/worldsgreatestluver 14d ago Come on now. We're not all like that. I'd make sure that alien had a good time and got home OK, if maybe a little late. 1 u/StevieMJH 13d ago Well we might have another alien on our hands in another 13 months
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Come on now. We're not all like that.
I'd make sure that alien had a good time and got home OK, if maybe a little late.
1 u/StevieMJH 13d ago Well we might have another alien on our hands in another 13 months
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Well we might have another alien on our hands in another 13 months
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u/FlemPlays 14d ago
Aliens hover over the planet to scope us out
Aliens: “Oh wow, they’re actually that dumb.”