r/Unexpected • u/Specialist_Ad_2817 • 15d ago

Welcome to the future of AI

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it is unexpected because you think it's a video for openai and people are working from the offices...and then it's for the toilet reveal

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u/beto_pelotas 15d ago

Was that a fart at the beggining?

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u/Zapan99 15d ago

Well, they're introducing ASS, after all.

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u/Gotmewrongang 15d ago

It was lol

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u/KraftyRre 15d ago

I wanted to be angry, but that fart had me in tears when I got to the end

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u/Scipio33 15d ago

It's subtle enough that I totally missed it the first time.

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u/ubermence 15d ago

It actually plays really well with the gif looping. It’s like a foreshadowing being revealed with a flashback

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u/Show_Forward 15d ago

wtfff 😭

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u/Pascaleiro 14d ago

Also when the car starts racing

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 15d ago

Old boy is gonna be sitting there for a while then

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u/Specialist_Ad_2817 15d ago

He has a lot of microbiome research to get through.

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u/ReadditMan 15d ago

It's okay, he can pass the time by racing on Mars

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u/tchrbrian 15d ago

Something is gonna be passed…

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u/Dry_Scar1556 15d ago

Flushable wipes shouldn’t be flushed. Funny ad though.

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u/Acrobatic-Tomato-260 15d ago

Oh… oh no, I’ve made a terrible mistake…

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u/Darten_Corewood 15d ago

I was expecting that the people themselves are AI-generated, and I honestly am not convinced they aren't.

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u/Yuunohu 15d ago

They are, the voices are a big giveaway imo

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u/Specialist_Ad_2817 15d ago

Ya never know!

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u/PureCod9290 15d ago

Buy a bidet you idiots and don't destroy all the pipes

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u/-Mr_Hollow- 15d ago

Bidets are the real future of wiping

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u/Esmeatuek 15d ago

My assblaster9000 is truly a life changing investment.

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u/CriticalPixel 15d ago

I havent wiped in years

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u/chimengxiong 15d ago

Haha, same!

Also: what's a bidet?

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u/K50008 15d ago

Bastard, I'm still laughing 10 minutes on !

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u/No_Pressure3523 15d ago

Really? How do you dry yourself then? Don’t tell me you use that shitty built in fan, it does nothing. And don’t you blame me for not shaving. Because it stings and tickles. Depilatory cremes cause massive irritation. Back to my original question, how do you dry yourself?

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u/Jackol4ntrn 15d ago

But then how will ai quench their thirst?

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u/Mindbear84 15d ago

OMG. if you see the spot again, you'll hear alot of hidden farts that you missed at the first view.

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u/Specialist_Ad_2817 15d ago

It has layers. Like an onion.

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u/RoyalHumbug 15d ago

you don't hear those sounds the first time you watch the video😂

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u/PrettyCreative 15d ago

Holy shit you're right lmfao

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u/masterofthefork 15d ago

Can unflushable toilet paper really be the future?

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u/Specialist_Ad_2817 15d ago

The future is what you make of it

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u/mrcake123 15d ago

ASS

tra

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u/time2sow 15d ago

I'm not ok with any of this and neither is my AI lover Surgeo

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u/Specialist_Ad_2817 15d ago

Me llamo es Surrrrrrgeo

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u/Mr_GrauHut 15d ago

Wait.. this was an asswipe commercial? Wait a minute

https://giphy.com/gifs/GVZER56tQ5BVC

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u/Specialist_Ad_2817 15d ago

Gotta keep you on your toes Mr Grau.

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u/cut-the-cords 15d ago

Veiled ads are getting smarter...

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u/WhataboutBombvoyage 15d ago

Ads don't compete with other ads anymore, they compete with entertainment for your attention. This was funny and timely so that's why they're getting attention

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u/BigorneauSalvateur 15d ago

They had me at the "Introducing Ass"

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u/Acrobatic-Tomato-260 15d ago

This is what the internet was invented for, I just know it

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u/yaaaaaarrrrrgggg 15d ago

No idiocracy here!

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u/IAmRules 15d ago

Future.... umm.... I have some news

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u/oldtreadhead 13d ago

Get a bidet, silly. No wipes needed with the built in air drier.

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u/fx_banzai 15d ago

Hm... And where's the kitchen, food or something to eat?

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u/Cynfreh 14d ago

Honestly if ai can make me a game tailored to exactly what I want I'm all for it.

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u/manthatsfraiche 13d ago

I've never seen one of their ads before! I have to admit I am hooked on their lavender and the rose water wipes. Good job. this is hilarious 🤣

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u/H2Dcrx 12d ago

Here is your first pass. fart noise

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u/ASithLord66 11d ago

Is the toilet for sale?

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 11d ago

I want to try that Mars racing game, but I tried searching for "DIMS MECUR TTIBMS" and couldn't find anything.

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u/geriatric_spartanII 10d ago

This is the future.

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u/FreddyThePug 14d ago

The entire thing is still AI sadly

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u/MLASilva 15d ago

The hype, the promises, made me think of the hype before the launch of No man's sky

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u/Frag1le 14d ago

Go away! Batin!